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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Raffaello Follieri Disappointed To Find Prison Not Up to His Lavish, Vatican-Financed Standards

8:38AM Kyle Buchanan | As though it wasn’t bad enough that Raffaello Follieri’s ex, Anne Hathaway, is now being wooed by some common actor, the Vatican-swindling Follieri has been forced to deal with another unpleasant surprise: prison is totally gross! Currently serving out a four-and-a-half-year sentence devoid of flashbulbs and fast cars paid for with Becoming Jane money, Follieri’s lawyer is now attempting to get the con man moved to someplace a little more minimum security. Marvel at Follieri’s sad, sad description of prison life: More »
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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Britney’s ‘Sex Tape’ Ex Offended By Rumours That He Wants a Piece of Her

4:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Like Bigfoot, the legend surrounding Britney Spears’s sex tape is one that refuses to go away, no matter how terrifying it might be to eventually lay eyes on the real thing. Also, much like Bigfoot, recent news that appeared to finally confirm its existence may have been dashed, as the sex tape’s supposed peddler, paparazzo ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, is claiming that no such thing exists. First Anne Hathaway, now Britney — is any celebrity sex rumour safe? Said an angry Ghalib to Star:
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