tintin

At Last! Unicorny ‘Tintin’ Reality Blossoms With Jamie Bell And Daniel Craig

3:17AM STV | After years of delays, budget haggles, director turnover and studio upheaval, we can finally, officially ask: Who’s ready for some Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn?!? Oh. Sorry. More »

Sony Eyeing ‘Tintin’ Uncomfortably

6:50AM Seth | Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson are searching for financing and distribution partners for their Tintin series after Universal passed. Sony is said to be interested in splitting the costs, with one studio insider explaining “A $US140 million movie about some French explorer dude with a mini-pompadour and little Wire Fox Terrier that no American kid has ever heard of? Where do we sign?” [THR] Universal won a bidding war for video game Dante’s Inferno, revolving around a “journey through the depths of hell” presumably separate from the one parents will experience taking their kids to see Dante’s Inferno. [Variety] McCain’s appearance on SNL, an amazingly chipper performance considering Tina Fey was literally inches away from him tearing his running mate to shreds, brought the episode a 9.0 household rating/20 share. (And a seriously funny Keith Olbermann sendup from Ben Affleck. We give props where props are due.) [THR] After the jump: Jack Bauer’s back, and he’s more pro-torture than ever! More »

Tracy Morgan + David O. Russell = Trouble

5:35AM Seth | David O. Russell’s next movie, a romantic comedy called Nailed, adds James Marsden, Catherine Keener and Tracy Morgan to an all-star cast that already includes Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel. As thrilled as we are to see Morgan’s movie career graduate to the level of a Russell production, we fear what mayhem might arise from combining the highly combustible auteur and the manically unhinged actor. [THR] Overseas audiences love 10,000 B.C.! So much so that Warner Bros. has ordered 9999 more sequels, at which point they’ll have Roland Emmerich take a stab at the Nativity Story, in which the baby Savior will fend off bloodthirsty sabre-toothed manger goats. [Variety] Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson are close to signing Nanny McPhee’s Thomas Sangster to play the lead role in their motion-capture Tintin trilogy. Do they really have to make it motion-capture? Nothing good ever comes from motion-capture. Let’s just leave it in the early ’00s, like we left sundried tomatoes in the ’80s. [THR] More »