tiffany pollard

Celebrity Streetwalker New York Sends YouTube Condolences To Jennifer Hudson

4:47AM Seth | Hooker personality Tiffany “New York” Pollard (now there’s someone we have a feeling is already well acquainted with Dr. Manhattan’s cobalt nether regions) has addressed the media recently about Jennifer Hudson—whose skyrocketing career she doesn’t envy in the least—and her fiance, a former I Love New York contestant whom she had the gall to liken to a gold-digging Al Reynolds. Having learned with the rest of us of the horrifying Hudson family deaths in Chicago, however, Pollard was consumed by guilt over her tactless remarks, and instantly set about righting her wrongs by issuing her deepest condolences to Hudson in the best way she knew how: by recording a heartfelt video message outside LACMA’s streetlamp installation. She then went back about her regular routine of making kissy sounds at passing luxury vehicles in the hopes that one of them might contain the producer who will put her in his hip-hop movie musical, Dreamgrillz. [YouTube] More »

Misconceived Commercial Stunt Leaves Reality Star Wounded, Catering Table Dead

3:55AM STV | Pity poor New York — the downmarket reality-TV star, not the city — whose efforts to establish a legitimate acting career have found little yield thus far on New York Goes to Hollywood. Her painful, futile first-episode audition long behind her, the Flavor of Love/ I Love New York alumna (a/k/a Tiffany Pollard) moved on to a potentially huge commercial break last night only to melt down over a faulty prop. But as our mothers always reminded us: If it stings, that means it’s healing, and her director’s violent jump to her defence spurs a violent Japanese-language brawl suggesting New York may yet have a place at the table in Hollywood. Just not the craft-services table, which — SPOILER ALERT — sadly fares worst of all. Oh well — there’s always Episode 4. [VH1] More »