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8:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Roger Ebert would rather his thwacking at the hands of Lou Lumenick be forgotten, it seems that New York Post readers aren’t as quick to forgive. Lumenick’s last Toronto Film Festival update neglects to mention the incident (instead focusing on an Anne Hathaway/Keira Knightley Oscar showdown), but every single commenter rips into him anyway, blaming the critic for pummeling a national treasure. “So let me guess: on your next trip you’re going to run over Stephen Hawkins and maybe punch Stevie Wonder, right?!” asks one (another suggests he train his pugilism on cancer-stricken children), while the comments on Lumenick’s review of The Women personally mock the writer, with one person posting, “Here’s to hoping your reviews are boycotted, you are deservedly let go, and you spend the remainder of your years at the grill of a second-rate fast food restaurant.” Punchy! [NY Post] More »

Coen Brothers Choose Unknowns and Semi-Knowns For ‘A Serious Man’

5:45AM Seth | · The Coen brothers have cast Broadway actor Michael Stuhlbarg and veteran sitcom loudmouth Richard Kind in A Serious Man, a black comedy set in the Midwest of 1967. Gentlemen: you may now commence crapping your pants with excitement, followed 11 months later by the public at large. [Variety] · Toronto Film Festival organizers were thrilled to receive RSVPs from the likes of Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and Ontario’s own Rachel McAdams. Seven world premieres are scheduled for next month’s festival, including Pride and Glory, Dean Spanley, and The Lucky Ones. [Variety] · The Office writer Michael Schur signed a seven-figure deal with Universal Media Studios that will include shared showrunner duties on this mysterious Amy Poehler not-an-Office-spinoff whose arrival will bring an end to all injustice and world suffering. But no pressure, Amy and Michael. [Variety] · Subway Sandwich 911-caller doppelganger F. Gary Grey has signed on to direct Julius, a “contempo urban crime” graphic novel based on Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. Maybe it will star Mark Anthony and Lil’ Romeo! [Variety] · After a summer test run in which they were pleased to see the host plunging two thumb-talons into Omarosa’s eye-sockets in an impromptu display of thrilling daytime bloodsport, Fox has decided to launch The Wendy Williams Show nationally. [TV Week] More »