thomas haden church

8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Anyone who saw his appearance on Ellen today knows that Thomas Haden Church is a real laugh riot. Just ask Thomas Haden Church. His favourite joke? Showing his dick to people. After flashing his junk on the set of Sideways — not exactly the indie version of Porky’s — the numbnuts mechanic from Wings decided the best way to keep his second chance at success going was to flash another cast and crew. On the set of his new film Smart People (which, judging from the preview, looks too dumb for smart people and too boring for dumb people) Church once again showed off his junk. “Dennis and the cameraman enjoyed that… Dennis whirled in disgust and left the set.” Perhaps it is the belief that a successful joke clears the room which makes Church leave his “sticky fruits flopping around” all the time. Or maybe a better explanation can be found in the actor’s own initials, THC. We’re just saying… [Contact Music] More »

8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Anyone who saw his appearance on Ellen today knows that Thomas Haden Church is a real laugh riot. Just ask Thomas Haden Church. His favourite joke? Showing his dick to people. After flashing his junk on the set of Sideways — not exactly the indie version of Porky’s — the numbnuts mechanic from Wings decided the best way to keep his second chance at success going was to flash another cast and crew. On the set of his new film Smart People (which, judging from the preview, looks too dumb for smart people and too boring for dumb people) Church once again showed off his junk. “Dennis and the cameraman enjoyed that… Dennis whirled in disgust and left the set.” Perhaps it is the belief that a successful joke clears the room which makes Church leave his “sticky fruits flopping around” all the time. Or maybe a better explanation can be found in the actor’s own initials, THC. We’re just saying… [Contact Music] More »

Trade Roundup: On Broadway, Aaron Sorkin Rekindles Tumultuous Love Affair With Television

11:32AM Defamer Hollywood | · Aaron Sorkin returns to Broadway with The Farnsworth Invention, a play about the birth of television, the deliciously flawed storytelling medium he recently sought to redeem with a little-seen primetime serial about the life-or-death stakes involved in producing a weekly sketch comedy show. [Variety] · Thomas Haden Church is in negotiations to join Sandra Bullock in All About Steve, a romantic comedy that should reinvigorate the moribund genre by focusing on the previously unseen pairing (we think?) of a lady who writes crosswords and a CNN cameraman. [THR] · Michael Moore’s Sicko sells out the single NY screen on which it debuted, bringing in $US70,000 over the weekend. [Variety] · The Agent Dance, Abbreviated Mid-Level Actresses We Can’t Get Excited About Edition: Heroes‘ Hayden Panettiere signs with WMA, while Julia Stiles hooks up with ICM. [Variety, THR] · Cartoon Network and Hasbro are co-producing a new Transformers animated series, which will reimagine the property as a “superheroes story” with robots featuring “a lot more human qualities, allowing kids to identify with the characters” they will soon mindlessly consume in an all-new toy line. [THR] More »