thomas dekker

‘Whore’ The ‘Citizen Kane’ Of Streetwalker Movies Starring Megan Fox And Rumer Willis

7:00AM Seth | There are those for whom the title Whore means one film and one alone: Ken Russell’s fearless exploration of the oldest profession, in which Richard Gere never arrives to sweep a gold-hearted streetwalker off her feet. But that was 1991, a whole generation ago, and few who show up to 2008’s Whore are likely to even recall the original, much less force a comparison. Written, directed, produced, edited and color-timed by Thomas Dekker—yes, that Thomas Dekker, of John Connor-in-primetime fame and The Sashay Chante Chronicles—it features Megan Fox, Rumer Willis, and Ron Jeremy in a movie about a “large group of teens living on the streets of Hollywood and selling their bodies to stay alive.” We present for you the key art, the arresting image of a bitch who had to be choked, presumably by uncredited cameo Wayne Brady. More »

Thomas Dekker: The Sashay Chante Chronicles

12:08PM Seth | You might recognize Thomas Dekker as the almost- but-not -quite -gay Zach from Heroes, or as a young John Connor on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In this photoshoot, we like to imagine he’s listening to an advanced copy of Kylie’s latest, and just celebrating all the great things happening to his career. [Queerty] Thursday Evening Mind-Melt, Pt. 1: You want meta? Here’s your meta: Michel Gondry “swedes” his own Be Kind Rewind trailer. (Now get Amanda Bynes to swede the sweded trailer, and you’re likely to have your brains run right out your ears!) [YouTube via The Thighmaster] MTV Movie Blog’s Josh Horowitz always fantasized about starring in one of those parody Oscar openings, so he went ahead and made one himself. He looks curiously fetching in a Tilda Swinton wig. [moviesblog.mtv.com] Thursday Evening Mind-Melt, Pt. 2: It’s the Twin Peaks backwards-dancing-midget dream sequence….Backwards. [YouTube] Jelly Bean Clooney! [PageSix.com]