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Flotsam & Jetsam

Brits Can’t Stop Selling Children Pervy Stuff

3:45AM Hamilton Nolan | We naturally assumed that the United States of America took a backseat to no one when it comes to sexualising our children at inappropriately young ages for the sake of commerce. Turns out, no: the UK is even pervier. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Surprise, Surprise: Brits Think Their School Is Better Than Harvard

1:00AM Hamilton Nolan | Harvard is no longer the world’s best university, according to a British ranking system. Instead, Cambridge, in England, is the world’s best university, according to these British people and their very British set of standards. More »
Print

Phone Hacking At Murdoch’s Tabloid Was Widespread, Unapologetic

12:01AM Hamilton Nolan | Four years ago, Rupert Murdoch-owned UK tabloid The News of the World got caught hacking the voicemail of “hundreds of celebrities” and other public figures. Now, the full extent of the hacking’s coming out – and it’s bad. Amazingly dirty, actually! More »
Online

Ladies: What Do You Call Your Van Hooten?

2:07AM Hamilton Nolan | While prude America argues over whether ladies can even say “tampon vagina” on teevee, a hippie feminine product company in Mother England is fully engaged in promoting not only vaginas, but also Pootie Tangs, Fajitas, Flangivas, Vaginkles and Anastasia Beaverhousens. More »
People

Wall Sizzle Jizzle Explizzle Snizzle Dizzle

2:50AM Hamilton Nolan | Snoop Dogg has been banned from entering the UK for three years, because he used “insulting words” whilst being pushed around by police in Heathrow airport. One positive side effect: The WSJ now gets to translate the mysterious Snoop language. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Are Booze Ads Making You A Drunk?

12:42AM Hamilton Nolan | Whoa: The British Medical Association is urging a complete ban on alcohol advertising and sponsorships in England, home to many drunks. But the media needs that money! Who’s more disingenuous here — ad agencies, media companies, or doctors? It’s close! More »
Print

American Apparel Ad Succeeds

1:40AM Hamilton Nolan | Ho hum, the UK Advertising Standards Authority has banned an American Apparel ad that ran in Vice magazine for being too much like child porn. Can you imagine anything more cliché? More »
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Crazy British Weed Makes Kids Go Loco, Moms Write Books

2:12AM Hamilton Nolan | In the UK there’s a magical strain of skunk weed: It addicts teenagers, turns them psycho, prompts their mum to write a tell-all book, and then sends the nation into an uproar over said book. And it’s coming to America! More »

Celebrities Spotted At Last Night’s MIFF Closing Film (And Glamorous After Party)

8:29AM Jess McGuire | The Melbourne International Film Festival finished up last night with a screening of This Is England followed by a knees up at some place on Little Bourke Street. We kept our eagle eye out and managed to spot in the crowd… - Brooke Satchwell! - Brendan Cowell! - And we’re done! Well, there may have been others but the room was quite dark and we were mostly focusing our attentions on planning a “dance off” of West Side Story proportions in order to get the party started. Then we got distracted by a passing quiche, remembered how hungry we were, and left to find a late dinner. Also, Brooke Satchwell is quite sweet looking and we now feel oddly protective of her (glares at Matthew Newton). PS: This Is England was wonderful. Hilarious and moving and terrifying and heartbreaking in equal measures. More »