9:00AM Jess McGuire | Reading the following
comments from Liza Minnelli’s ex husband David Guest about the world’s most beloved soulful scrawny boozehound Amy Winehouse made us feel extremely uncomfortable.
“I love that beehive she wears, I love her tattoos, I’d lick her toes. I’m in love with Amy, I’d like to lick the inside of her hair – I’d probably find KFC stuck in it. I’d even lick the gap in her teeth. Everyone knows I’ve got a good tongue!”
Officially the least sexy thing ever spoken aloud. Our genitals just handed in their resignation.
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