theme parks

Trade Roundup: Hollywood To Stabilise Middle East Through Theme Park Diplomacy

5:20AM Defamer Hollywood | · Hollywood invades the Middle East! MGM partners with a Jordanian animation company on a 26-episode Pink Panther & Pals cartoon series, while Paramount plans to erect a theme park in Dubai that exploits properties like Top Gun, Titanic, Mission: Impossible, and many, many others. Visitors to the UAE park will be moved by an animatronic Effie’s emotional delivery of “I’m Telling You I’m Not Going” on Dreamgirls: The Ride. [Variety, Variety] · Get excited: Legendary Pictures will pump $US1 billion into its co-financing and co-production deal with Warner Bros. Who can’t get psyched when multimedia conglomerates and financing entities hook up to minimise the financial risks of producing another overbudget Superman sequel? [THR] · In the most hotly anticipated hosting announcement of the largely unwatched US summer TV season, Joey Fatone will oversee the smooth operation of NBC’s karaoke clusterfuck The Singing Bee. [Variety] · Speaking of the summer TV wasteland, Fox wins the 18-49 demo with Top Chef: Shouty, Brain-Damaged Edition, while NBC fails to win behind a two-hour, all-Mark-Consuelos-hosted block of our new favorite shows, Kittens Vs. Cougars and the premiering Science Vs. Penis. [THR] · Even with American Idol drawing tens of millions of teenagers away from their MySpaces twice a week, Fox’s median viewer age passed 40 for the first time last season. Expect some emergency counterprogramming in the form of the Wilmer Valderrama-hosted So You Think You Can Watch Our Channel, You Old Fuck? [Variety] More »

Parents Brace For Two More Years Of Whining Before They Can Finally Take Their Brats To Harry Potter Land

7:32AM Defamer Hollywood | The news millions of children (and socially awkward adults who enjoy playing wizarding make-believe in their leisure time) have been waiting for has finally come: Plans for a Harry Potter theme park have been announced, in which the series’s enchanted cobblestone walkways and ivy-covered walls will be painstainkingly recreated on the grounds of the equally magical Universal’s Islands of Adventure. Reports the AP: “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” is set to open at Universal’s Islands of Adventure theme park in late 2009, complete with the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Forbidden Forest and Hogsmeade village. More »