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More Azaria: “A Total Wanker Back Then And Hasn’t Changed An Iota”

1:30PM Jess McGuire | After our our earlier open letter to Jess Veronicas, we received a message from a very good source who knows Azaria. They had this to say about The Follow’s THEART’s frontman. I knew both Azaria and “KJ” back when they were just Brisbane teenagers. Azaria was a total wanker back then and hasn’t changed an iota now. Every time I see his face I want to bash him. Harsh! But since Azaria made me feel a bit cockpunchy too, I can’t judge my anonymous source. They continue… More »

An Open Letter To Jess From The Veronicas

12:16PM Jess McGuire | Dear Jess from out of The Veronicas, According to the pulling-no-punches Daily Telegraph, you’re “not such a lesbian” anymore and you’re back together with your wang-owning ex Azaria, the formerly missing frontman of pissweak band The FolloW. You’ve been photographed canoodling with this fellow around Las Vegas and hanging out at Perez Hilton hosted parties, and I have to say… Are you sure you aren’t interested in MTV VJ Ruby Rose? Really? Because she always seemed kinda cool, and Azaria is an absolutely massive tool. I think you should reconsider. This one article provides me with at least (DIDO FANS ALERT: BRACE YOURSELVES) seven hundred examples as to why Azaria is a cock jockey. More »