the x-files

‘X-Files’ Producer Accuses ‘Dark Knight’ of Hogging Fanboys, Box Office For Itself

3:58AM STV | The co-writer and producer of last summer’s X Files: I Want to Believe has a theory about why the film flopped with $US21 million — one you might expect from someone who writes about aliens, but which surprises nevertheless. More »

David Duchovny’s Tennis Coach Denies Affair, Confirms Insatiable Need for Press

9:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Earlier today, America was introduced to Edit Pakay, the tennis coach who allegedly taught beleaguered sex addict David Duchovny more than just a one-handed backhand. “I am not going to deny it,” she helpfully told The Mail. “If you want to write that we have an affair then fine. I will not argue against it.” Now, though, after an abduction/probe by Duchovny’s lawyers, Pakay is doing just that. Go figure! The chatty-yet-confused tennis instructor took the new version of her story to E!:

David Duchovny’s Tennis Coach Is Excited to Have Her Truth Out There

2:27AM Kyle Buchanan | Like a good episode of The X-Files, David Duchovny’s autumn has incorporated one twist after another: shocking revelations (his sex addiction!), creepy, cigarette-smoking men (Billy Bob Thornton!) and now, finally, a guest star who truly is special. Meet Edit Pakay, the actor’s 28-year-old tennis instructor, who has given a deliciously rambling interview to The Mail in which she teases that she might have had an affair with Duchovny, though she is eternally quick to back away from the brink of total revelation (also kind of X-Filesy!): More »

David Duchovny Totally Into Internet Porn, If By ‘Internet Porn’ You Mean Banging Extras

3:00AM Defamer Hollywood | When Californication star David Duchovny announced he was checking into sex rehab, Fox News columnist Roger Friedman suggested it was due to an internet porn addiction — a theory that didn’t sit well with our commenters, who remembered a suddenly relevant blind item about a TV star who’d been following extras off the set for some very special “overtime.” Today, the NY Daily News rebuts Friedman and confirms the latter rumour, hearing from the National Enquirer that Duchovny’s wife Tea Leoni was on to his elaborate scheme to trade sex for SAG vouchers: More »

‘My Name Is David Duchovny, And I’m Imagining You Without Panties Right Now’

2:38AM Defamer Hollywood | It was announced in a statement released yesterday that X-Files star David Duchovny is the latest star to voluntarily enter rehab, though his stint is a markedly different one than the typical two-week Promises tour accorded most penitent, crisis-managed celebs. No, Duchovny — who played a sex-obsessed character in the softcore drama Red Shoe Diaries, the 2005 film Trust the Man, and currently essays one as bed-hopping novelist Hank Moody on the Showtime series Californication — is seeking treatment for sex addiction. Though currently married to actress Tea Leoni (with whom he has two children: daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6), the actor has fended off rumours about his sex life for over a decade, according to Us Weekly: More »

The Top 10 Female TV Characters Women Want To Be Like And Men Want To Be With

8:05AM Seth | You didn’t think we’d post last week’s Top Ten of the coolest male TV characters without following up with one dedicated to all the honeys, now, did you? And while our definitive men’s list—checked and rechecked by a panel of TV experts canvassed at various local correctional facilities and gourmet coffee outlets—surprisingly met with some vocal opposition, we’re confident its vagina-filled counterpart will please even the most persnickety of TV-lady lovers. There’s only one way to know for sure, however. Click play, and decide for yourselves. More »

Fox and Hallmark’s Greeting Card Empire: A Defamer Sneak Peek

9:25AM STV | Variety reports today that 20th Century Fox and Hallmark have reached a landmark licensing agreement granting the greeting card giant exclusive use of the studio’s library. While Hallmark has already issued cards for properties like Napoleon Dynamite and has its eye on major titles including Futurama and The Sound of Music, Defamer wrangled a hold of mockups for Hallmark’s “Turbulence at Fox ‘08″ line — a selection celebrating the beauty and joy of life through Fox’s bumpy year at the box-office. Follow the jump for a glimpse at warm greetings to come by way of Manoj Night Shyamalan, Eddie Murphy, The X-Files and others, and feel free to suggest your own heartfelt pairings as well. More »

‘The Dark Knight’ Erects Giant Pyramid Of Flammable Currency

2:45AM Seth | How To Tell If You’ve Been Partying Too Hard: A Defamer Quiz 1. How many alcoholic drinks did you consume this weekend? Less Than 3 ( ) Between 3-7 ( ) More than 7 ( ) More than 150 ( ) 2. Did you operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol? Yes ( ) No ( ) I can’t remember ( ) 3. Were you arrested? Yes ( ) No ( ) I have no comment at this time ( ) 3B. If yes, what was the charge? Felony DUI ( ) Misdemeanor DUI ( ) Drugstore loitering ( ) Other ( ) 4. Did you require surgery as a direct result of your drinking? Yes ( ) No ( ) Ow My Balls ( ) 5. Did your partying directly or indirectly lead to the shutting down of production on a major studio tentpole? Yes ( ) No ( ) Back off. Gianter Fucking Robots Are Coming, OK? ( ) More »