the vampire diaries

Flotsam & Jetsam

Please Stop Telling Teen Girls Vampires Are Bad For Them

6:30AM Brian Moylan | Vampires are huge. Ratings for fang banging shows are unbelievable and the anticipation for the Twilight sequel is vomit inducing. We’re sick of the undead too, but please stop telling girls that liking vampires will warp them! More »
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Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?

12:15PM Foster Kamer | Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til’ Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should’ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
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Don’t Try To Tell Us Vampires Are The New Gays

6:24AM Brian Moylan | The theory that teen girls are suddenly all about vampires because they want to have sex with gay men is interesting. Also, total crap. More »