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Sun Reports Michael Jackson Collapsed After A Demerol Injection
2:06PM the cajun boy | Rupert Murdoch’s Sun coaxed some paramedics and UCLA hospital employees into talking anonymously about Michael Jackson’s death today, and according to those sources, Jackson collapsed shortly after an injection of the painkiller Demerol. More »
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Karl Lagerfeld Vs. Heidi Klum: Round 2
7:45AM Foster Kamer | The most exciting beef of the weekend has arrived: Mugatu inspiration Karl Lagerfeld and Heidi Klum are having a war of words. More »
Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Amy Does Tequila Slammers To The Sound Of Joe Cocker
9:49AM Clem Bastow | In what should come as no surprise to anyone who has kept even the vaguest interest in Amy Winehouse’s exploits over the past year or so, she hasn’t exactly been keeping herself nice since her hospital stay and the revelation that she has the early stages of emphysema. In fact, it’s really just been business as usual for Winegums.
So for today’s Winegums Watch, The Sun has video footage of Amy hanging out at her local pub, where Joe Cocker’s With A Little Help From My Friends blares from the speakers and, I dunno, she does some shit, and has tequila shots. Go to and watch it.
And you know, after following Winegums for the good part of a year, I am now starting to think that I best anaesthetise myself with a few tequila slammers and some Joe Cocker just to get through the rest of the year. Chin chin! More » Combining Jude Law, Maths & Rhyming Slang: The Sun Shows You How!
8:45AM Clem Bastow | As the Daily Mail continues to slide ever further into a slimy pit of sexist, racist hysteria (particularly their not pregnant enough/too pregnant celeb coverage) under the guise of a serious newspaper, at least competitor The Sun has the guts to more or less admit they’re shit.
To wit:
That’s right, it’s a scientific graph detailing Jude Law’s slide down the dating scale. Really, this makes sucking up tiresome celebrity goss all the more enjoyable, like those pop music pie charts.
Because, let’s face it – some of these celebrities are a bit cracked-record-esque in their behaviour. At least now we all know what to do next time Shane Warne acts up again – put it in an educational and entertaining PowerPoint presentation! More » 
