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Chopped Onion Makes Us Cry

12:45AM Ryan Tate | Well-played, Onion tipsters: That rumour we heard last week about a possible Onion buyout announcement Monday? It was insiders who lulled us into promoting their new we’re-selling-out-to-China issue. More »
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Onion Sale Announcement Monday?

6:43AM Ryan Tate | Earlier this week, we heard the Onion was in talks to sell to a large media company; now we’re told there’s some sort of announcement or internal meeting scheduled Monday in relation to the rumoured buyout. More »
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The Onion’s CEO Orders More Pandering To Advertisers

4:27AM Ryan Tate | The Onion is hurting badly. To survive, the publication must cave to advertisers, CEO Steve Hannah has declared in a memo to staff, which we’ve obtained and reproduced after the jump. More »