the one
David Archuleta Caught In Crossfire Between Mormon Church And 98% Of His Fanbase
8:56AM Seth | We find ourselves absentmindedly doodling pictures of littlest karaoke soldier David Archuleta in the margins of our publishing software, wiling away these final days until his totally-going-to-blow-Cook-out-of-the-water debut LP drops. But listen, Archie—our little shaved koala, our 300-lb. gospel powerhouse in the body of a 17-year-old Mormon twink—the times, they are a-changin’, but not a-quite fast enough. You’ve already begun to do your part, releasing a catchy single called “Crush” whose video remains titillatingly unspecific about which of the several boys splashing around in a lake you secretly want to take Christmas Tree shopping. But things are escalating. More »
This Is Horrible Exploitation Of A Young Man’s Tragic Demise For The Sake Of Ratings, And I Am Thoroughly Disgusted.
10:07AM Jess McGuire | Unless they find him, and then it was a good thing, I suppose.
The One – Episode 4
Tuesday August 5 at 7:30pm (PG) – SERIES FINAL
After weeks of tough competition and amazing results, we’re down to the final three on THE ONE. Australia will decide who they think is the country’s most gifted psychic.
Australia’s top three psychics are assigned to one of Australia’s most baffling murder mysteries – where is Peter Falconio?
In their quest to provide some closure to the case, the psychics travel to Barrow Creek for this compelling psychic investigation with chilling results
No, wait. It still strikes me as pretty revolting. More » 