the late show with david letterman
Superhero to Be Seth Rogen Vomits His Way to Fighting Shape
3:05AM STV | Seth Rogen adds another dimension of career versatility this week with Pineapple Express, audiences’ first glimpse at his impressive action chops. As explained to David Letterman in no uncertain terms on Monday night, however, the Power Schlub — who is starting out preparations for his title role in The Green Hornet — still has a ways to go before achieving the muscular standard of his genre counterparts. For starters, we don’t imagine Daniel Craig struggles as mightily with crunches as Rogen has, and even Tobey Maguire seems to have overcome the training anguish to which Rogen claims he’s succumbed as unglamourously as possible. But look on the bright side, Seth: If ever Hollywood had a quick fix for a fitter, thinner you, stomach-emptying is indeed as tried-and-true a method as any. Ask anyone — and keep at it! [CBS] More »
Terse Uma Thurman Wilts Under David Letterman’s Cross-Examination
2:35AM Defamer Hollywood | As far as directionless conversations with aloof, quasi-paranoid movie stars go, David Letterman’s interview last night with Uma Thurman went about as well as could be expected. Perhaps retaining the slightest of old Oprah-Uma Oscar grudges toward our favourite joke-recycling late-night icon, Thurman deflects an odd series of inquiries about her country home for a full minute before anything resembling a punchline arrives. It could be a Pellicano trial reenactment as much as an affected celebrity sit-down, or perhaps just uncannily close to a conversation Thurman had earlier in the day with ex-husband Ethan Hawke. We knew Dave likes the studio cold, but watch after the jump and tell us if this isn’t a bit much. [CBS] WATCH VIDEO More »
Al Pacino And His Interminably Boring Stories
2:00PM Mark Graham | Al Pacino made a guest appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman last night to promote his new film, 88 Minutes (aka Nick Of Time 2: Nicked Again!). Let this clip of Al Pacino putting Dave Letterman and the rest of the viewing audience to sleep with his Ted Striker-esque stories be a lesson to all of you up-and-comers in Hollywood; should you ever get called to sit on the chair next to Dave, Jay, Conan, Jimmy or Craig, the most important thing you can do is to PRACTICE YOUR ANECDOTES. And if you get called to do Carson Daly’s show? Don’t worry, no one is watching. [CBS, video by Molly McAleer] In an unprecedented move in the nearly 100 year history of Hollywood, Marvel and Paramount are banding together to turn the phenomenal trailer for Iron Man into a full-length movie. We can’t wait! [The Onion] The thing about Scientology that creeps us out the most is the fact that even the ones who get away are crazy. [YouTube] If they cast the Yo Quiero Taco Bell dog in Beverly Hills Ninja instead of Chris Farley, you’d have yourself Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Unholy. [/Film] Wondering why Short Ends came to you a few hours late tonight? Well, it’s because your Uncle Grambo was finishing his taxes. Let this serve as a reminder to all of you West Coasters, there’s only three hours left to file your taxes! That is, unless your first name is Wesley and your last name is Snipes. In that case, don’t sweat it. [IRS] More »
Stop David Letterman if You’ve Heard This One Before (Hint: You Have)
5:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Our poor, blog-addled attention spans are often too fried to catch TV hosts recycling other people’s material, let alone their own. But a quick-witted tipster pointed out how David Letterman made it easy over the last two nights, setting a remarkable new joke-recycling standard almost too good to be true. Which is to say: This can’t possibly have happened on a major late-night talk show, could it? It’s not as though they’re verbatim plagiarizations — at least the one-word punchlines to his identical Eliot Spitzer gags were changed — but with an overlap of about 90 percent and a facial-expression redundancy rate near 100, we’re wondering who Letterman’s rehashed joke is actually on. Moreover, with rain today in New York, will it “feel like spring” yet again tonight? [CBS, video by Molly McAleer] WATCH VIDEO More »
