the joker

Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest

5:35AM STV | After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. “My motto is, ‘Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.’ Spend your money on you,” the Daily Mail quotes her as saying, but clearly the stakes have soared beyond self-service satisfaction: Rivers is but the latest boldface name to join the increasingly cutthroat Joker-Alike 2008 competition, in which grinning celebrities and their psychotic celluloid doppelgangers square off for ear-to-ear supremacy. Have a closer look at the finalists — and vote for a (or nominate your own) winner after the jump. More »

‘Heath Ledger’ Joker Dolls Flying Out Of Stores

9:48AM Clem Bastow | In typically ghoulish fanboy style, recently released Joker action figures from The Dark Knight (aka “Heath Ledger” dolls) have apparently been selling out more or less instantly as soon as they hit the shelves. You know, because it looks so much like him and everything. A Toys R Us worker told the New York Post: “There are none left in the warehouse. You will be waiting a while if you want one.” The dolls, which sell for $9.99 (£5), are already popping up on eBay. You know, it’s not necessarily because Heath’s sadly no longer with us, dudes – it could also just be because The Joker’s one of the best Batman characters. And, as anyone who keeps even a cursory eye on the comic-con/sci-fi/etc circuit would know, the cool figures always go first. Just wait a few months; there’ll be kids screaming in the Toys ‘R’ Us aisles because all that’s left are Harvey Dent dolls. After all, when Transformers came out and the merch hit the shelves, do you think I could find any Starscream action figures? Nooo, and we all know he isn’t dead, and will be back in the sequel and will rule the galaxy someday, so FFS. More »