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David Hasselhoff Knows No Woman Can Resist The Sexiness Of His Autographed Head Shots

5:55AM Molly Friedman | It seems that when you’re a former heartthrob forced to maintain your celebrity status on the likes of Idol-wannabe reality shows, picking up women isn’t as easy as flashing your veneers and saying hello. In the case of hamburger abuser David Hasselhoff, he might have been able to score by simply striding up to a group of giggly women and opening with “Hi, I’m The Hoff.” But one pesky home video and one bitter divorce battle later, the NY Daily News reports that David’s current moves aren’t so slick: “[A woman] was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff…and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant’s phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with ‘them.’” More »