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Hollywood Invents Celebrity Twittering For Dollars
12:37PM Richard Rushfield | When show business spots a corner of public consciousness not colonised by product placement and paid endorsements, its experts spring to work to take care of that. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Erratic Driving Behaviors Of Stephanie Pratt
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Stephanie Pratt, sister to creepy blondebeard Spencer, got DUI’d. Roman Polanski got out of jail! Kinda. Mickey Rourke, mobster groupie? Penn Badgley should huff paint. Pam Anderson’s big train and Tommy Lee’s big wang. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
Small Screen
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Moolah
3:18AM Brian Moylan | Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn’t make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More »
Big Screen
Star Trek To Roll Out Its Deadliest Weapon: Political Allegory
5:49AM Brian Moylan | Remember when sci-fi movies were about blowing up aliens and attacking Godzilla? Those days are gone, my friend. Thanks to Battlestar Galactica and District 9, the genre now exists to please the intelligentsia. The latest victim, the Star Trek sequel. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete With Gerard Butler’s War Pug
1:15AM Foster Kamer | Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Small Screen
Changes Rocking The Hills Rocks Hollywood
10:04AM Richard Rushfield | In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Partridge announced today she is leaving MTV’s quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More »
Small Screen
The Youngs Will Destroy The Hills They Created
12:31AM Richard Lawson | And you thought all teens and twentysomethings were shallow wastoids. Turns out they hate The Hills and other muck same as you. At least execs at MTV are hoping that’s true, as they’ve just completely restructured based on that assumption. More »
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Heidi Pratt’s “Hospitalisation” Is One Giant Reality TV Mess
9:00AM Foster Kamer | Heidi Pratt was rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica last night for some kind of stomach infection while filming/quitting I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Our source calls the entire thing out. More »
Small Screen
The Hills: The Death And Birth Of Lauren Conrad
3:03AM Richard Lawson | Well that, I guess, is it. The last we’ll see of old Lauren “LC” Conrad on The Hills, the reality dynasty that she helped build with her own two well-groomed hands. How did it all go down? Well, like any good comedy, it ended with a wedding. More »
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