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		<title>Hef and the Body-Painted Twins Wish You a Very Perky, NSFW Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/12/hef_and_the_bodypainted_twins_wish_you_a_very_perky_nsfw_christmas-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[happy holidays]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like we&#8217;ll have to think of a new idea for the Defamer Christmas card, because Hugh Hefner and his 19-year-old twin concubines have gone and stolen ours.
We won&#8217;t tell you exactly how we&#8217;d planned to bring it off (only that it involved Seth in a bathrobe, STV in booty shorts, and&#8212;in an eerie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby-Hungry Holly Madison Pained To Learn Hef&#8217;s Pond Was Dry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hugh Hefner is currently undergoing a transformation that bears all the signs of a late-life crisis; after all, he&#8217;s traded in his young, blond, nubile girlfriends for younger, blonder, face-kicking twins. Sadly, despite the fact that Hef&#8217;s new girlfriends are still teenaged, he&#8217;s still not much for children, and ex-Girl Next Door Holly Madison says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Does Kendra From &#8216;Girls Next Door&#8217; Have a Hate-On For Tom Brady?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though it&#8217;s been reported that Kendra Wilkinson is on her way out of Hugh Hefner&#8217;s harem, there&#8217;s one person that isn&#8217;t getting into the Playboy Mansion under her watch, and that&#8217;s footballer Tom Brady. On last night&#8217;s episode of The Girls Next Door, Wilkinson was told that she&#8217;d have to wear the New England Patriot&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hef&#8217;s 19-Year-Old Twins Also Enjoy Kicking Each Other In the Face</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/hefs_19yearold_twins_also_enjoy_kicking_each_other_in_the_face-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost overnight, the new season of The Girls Next Door has turned into a must-watch; first, we learned that Hugh Hefner had replaced his three bunnies with 19-year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, then it was revealed that both girls had a criminal record stemming from a beer bottle attack on their Wing House [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hef&#8217;s New Twins Do Everything Together &#8212; Even Getting Arrested</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an existential crisis that left him splayed on his four-poster bed, deserted but for his Viagra and ennui, Hugh Hefner is finally bouncing back with the help of nubile, 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The duo&#8217;s semi-incestuous sister act should help Hef fill the hole left by the wayward Girls Next Door who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hugh Hefner&#8217;s Break-Up Meltdown: What E! Didn&#8217;t Show Us</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/hugh_hefners_breakup_meltdown_what_e_didnt_show_us-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>STV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the Playboy Mansion has been emptying out for what feels like weeks, Hugh Hefner is only now getting around to acknowledging the recent bust-up with his beloved Holly Madison. And even considering the lithe 19-year-old twins he found to replace her, an interview yesterday reveals a guy whose &#8220;down in the dumps&#8221; demeanour reflects [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hef&#8217;s New Twins&#8217;s Turn-Ons Include Appearing on &#8216;The Girls Next Door&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/10/hefs_new_twinss_turnons_include_appearing_on_the_girls_next_door-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Buchanan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Hugh Hefner&#8217;s main bunny Holly Madison confirmed reports that she had escaped the Viagra-fuelled fantasia that is the Playboy Mansion, and today brings the strongest rumours yet that Hef has chosen to replace Madison with a set of 19-year-old twins. According to Buzznet, their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon, and a simple Google [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Which Actress Is Going to Pay Someone to Be Her Lesbian Lover?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/which_actress_is_going_to_pay_someone_to_be_her_lesbian_lover-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Defamer Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After making an unsettling detour to Closeted-Heartthrob Rapesville, the Blind Item Express is once more on the move, this time heading for sunnier, more sapphic waters. How else to explain this provocative post from Crazy Days and Nights:


How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Girls Next Door&#8217; Express Their Displeasure At Being Typecast In &#8216;House Bunny&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/girls_next_door_express_their_displeasure_at_being_typecast_in_house_bunny-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Graham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While there is very little dignity in being one of three girls repeatedly porked by a doddering 82 year old, The Girls Next Door have managed to do quite well for themselves. Not only do they have a certified hit television show on their hands (Season Five on its way!), but Holly, Kendra and Bridget [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olive Garden Would Prefer to No Longer be Playmate&#8217;s &#8216;Soul Food&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>STV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kendra Wilkinson&#8217;s unofficial Olive Garden shilldom &#8212; which has yielded both a viral blast of OG love from the Playboy Mansion&#8217;s doorstep and the resulting &#8220;Girls of Oiive Garden&#8221; pictorial featured on Playboy&#8217;s Web site &#8212; took an even less tasteful turn today when the restaurant chain publicly kept its distance in The Wall Street [...]]]></description>
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