the foolproof “keith urban’s hand hovering protectively around a belly” pregnancy test

Our Nic Now Officially “With Child” – Nation Celebrates, Etc!

11:06AM Jess McGuire | Good news, readers! Finally proving the gossip rags right (well, two years of continuously screaming “SHE’S PREGNANT” ensured they were bound to be correct eventually), it seems Nicole Kidman is indeed expecting her first child with Keith Urban. Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban are expecting their first child, her rep confirms. “The couple are thrilled,” Catherine Olim says in a statement. For Kidman, this will be her third child. She and her former husband, Tom Cruise adopted two children during their marriage: Isabella, now 15, and Connor, 12. Awww. Finally, the foolproof “Keith Urban’s hand hovering protectively around a belly” pregnancy test has delivered the goods! We look forward to the pappz taking plenty of snaps of the aforementioned hand guarding the unborn Kidman-Urban spawn while it bulks up “in utero” over the next few months. More »

Is Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant? We Can Only Hope This One Calls Her ‘Mum’

7:02PM Jess McGuire | Fresh from learning Nicole Kidman’s two adopted children with former hubby Tom Cruise no longer call her “mom” and instead prefer to direct that term toward their step-mother Katie “Kate” Holmes, we’ve now learned that Our Nic is set to become a ma the old fashioned way, having been sperminated by her country music star spouse Keith Urban. Or at least that’s what British tabloid The Daily Mail would have us believe. Nicole Kidman and her husband of 18 months are expecting their first baby, the Daily Mail can reveal. The Oscar-winning actress and Keith Urban, the country and western singer she calls the “love of my life”, broke the news to their families over the Christmas holiday. The 40-year-old Australian star had already spoken of “winding down” her film-making activities as much as possible next year. The baby, whose expected arrival date has not yet been revealed, will be the actress’s first natural child. As there have been no recent sightings of Keith Urban’s Hand Hovering Protectively Around Her Belly TM, we’ll just have to wait for an official announcement from the Kidman-Urban camp before knitting baby booties as a congratulatory gift for the expectant parents. More »

Is Posh Spice Pregnant? Yes, If Geri’s Recent Attire Of A Sandwich Board Stating “VICTORIA IS KNOCKED UP” Is To Be Believed

2:31PM Jess McGuire | Are Victoria and David Beckham expecting their fourth child? Quite possibly, if one considers a woman who enjoys nothing more than a slice of chocolate cake from George Michael’s bin a reliable sourceGeri Halliwell has fuelled rumours that Posh Spice Victoria Beckham is pregnant — by pointing to her tummy on stage and stunning fans with the big news. In what may be one of showbiz’s oddest stork announcements, Halliwell was rumoured to have said “She’s pregnant” during their hit Wannabe at a Los Angeles concert on the weekend. We await confirmation of the pregnancy (via somewhat blurry paparazzi shots of Keith Urban’s hand hovering protectively around Posh’s belly). More »