the farmer wants a wife
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2:35PM Jess McGuire | Fact: any kind of fame can make ordinary looking people appear much more bangable. This is because human beings are despicable creatures who stupidly find value in celebrity. We all deserve to be shot. Someone who recently discovered this nugget of truth and realised it totally worked to their advantage? Damian Atkins from The Farmer Wants A Wife.
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Reality Star Discovers Benefits Of Appearing On The Small Screen
2:35PM Jess McGuire | Fact: any kind of fame can make ordinary looking people appear much more bangable. This is because human beings are despicable creatures who stupidly find value in celebrity. We all deserve to be shot. Someone who recently discovered this nugget of truth and realised it totally worked to their advantage? Damian Atkins from The Farmer Wants A Wife.
More » The Farmer Wants A Wife Is Coming Soon!
11:56AM Jess McGuire | That’s right, folks. Defamer Australia’s favourite reality romance show evs – any program which makes stars of men who train their dogs to fetch them cold beers is quality programming, as far as I’m concerned – is going to be hitting our screens in the not too distant future. February, in fact! Of course, I am talking about The Farmer Wants A Wife, and I am unnaturally excited about the third series coming soon to Channel Nine.
But even more thrilling? They’re cast for Series Four already! DEFAMER AUSTRALIA READERS WHO ARE ALSO FARMERS, TAKE NOTE!
Australia fell in love with the first two series of The Farmer Wants A Wife, with the highly anticipated third series due to premiere on Channel Nine in early February. Following on from the overwhelming viewer response in 2008, the Nine Network and FremantleMedia Australia are now casting farmers for the welcome return of the eagerly anticipated fourth series.
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More Farmer Wants A Wife News!
2:44PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday, whilst announcing the sad split (yeah, yeah – I know none of us truly care, whatever…) of reality show couple Farmer Ben and his second place filly Sarah, I finished my explosive piece of online journalism with the words “As long as Rob and Jo are still together and in love, I’m happy. They are, aren’t they?”
Well, ask and ye shall receive from the gossip gods!
Love has come to town – specifically, the South-East – for The Farmer Wants a Wife romeo Rob Hodges. The Mt Gambier farmer is spending more time in Melbourne to be with fiancee Jo Fincham, with whom he found love on the popular dating show.
They’re engaged?! Had that already happened on the show?! God, I don’t know. But I’m just stoked they’re still together. They are TOO SWEET.
And if the wedding ends up nearer to Melbourne than Mt Gambier, I will sneak in and cry loudly as they exchange vows. More »
The Farmer Still Wants A Wife…
11:38AM Jess McGuire | Quasi-famous couple split alert!
Remember reality television show The Farmer Wants A Wife? God, it all seems so long ago, but it’s only really been a couple of months since the show went off the air. Two contestants who had decided to give love a red hot bash once the program concluded were Ben Honey and Sarah Walton, but sadly it appears their once blossoming relationship has now ended.
Farmer Wants a Wife pin-up Ben Honey is back on the market just days after a story was published saying how much he was in love with his girlfriend. Honey has split with Sydney nanny Sarah Walton, for whom he fell head over heels on the Channel 9 dating show.
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The Farmer Is A Little Too Picky For His Own Good
9:23AM Jess McGuire | The break out star of this year’s series of The Farmer Wants A Wife is without a doubt James, who has delighted me for the following reasons.
· Described by a clearly delusional and desperate potential love interest on the show as “a blonder Patrick Swayze”
· Has trained his dog to fetch him liquor from the esky. He simply repeats the words “Get me a beer… get me a beer… get me a beer…” over and over until the dog obeys by bringing over a long neck.
· Chose Cherie to “go back to the farm with him” because “she would keep beer cold”. As she was the only one chugging a schooner of ale during the selection process, he was probably right. His priorities thrill me.
· While the other fellows cleaned up their houses, put new sheets on the spare beds, and got their mother’s advice before taking two lucky would-be farmer’s wives back to their respective properties, James went to the shops to purchase home brewing gear in anticipation of Cherie drinking him out of house and home.
· Let’s not forget his reaction to one of the hotter ladies in his pack of wannabe wives stating that she adored horses and would love to have just one on the farm with her if she ever settled down with him – “Go and buy 20 acres and you can do what you like on your own property.” So that’s a no then, James? This may be why you’re single.
I’ve missed the last two episodes due to being away at various places, but it seems James hasn’t improved much, calling the two women he picked as his final pair as “rough as guts” and “an aging body clock”.
Dissing the women he’s meant to be wooing on Nine’s matchmaker series, The Farmer Wants A Wife, the 36-year-old sheep and wheat man has dipped himself in it by blasting his two “picks”.
Suffering from a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease, James first bagged one suitor, Cherie, as being “rough as guts”, then condemned the other, Toni, as no more than an aging “body clock”.
James shows remarkable honesty in admitting why he chose these rough, borderline elderly women as potential partners.
“I chose Cherie because Ithought she was a character, but once I got to know her she was as rough as guts,” James said in the latest edition of TV Week. “She needed a 44-gallon drum of spit to shine her up! The only reason I picked her was because I didn’t have much choice. Some of the other guys had 200 women apply, but I only had 24,” he said.
That’s probably about 24 more than you’re going to have chasing you in the future, James. More » The Farmer Wants A People Magazine Centrefold
1:05PM Jess McGuire | On Monday night I watched the greatest hour of Australian television broadcast in this country’s history – The Farmer Wants A Wife. Having missed the last series, I wasn’t really familiar with the show, but I somehow stumbled upon the premiere of the latest series and was hooked from the get go.
What’s the appeal, you ask? Oh, I don’t know. Rugged country boys, desperate city girls, charming scenery, amazing one liners… call me crazy, but it all clicked for me. I haven’t been this happy since I accidentally flicked through channels and found late night repeats of Playing It Straight a month or two ago.
And although I had thought the moment bachelor James asked a potential ladyfriend “So what’s your most favourite tucker then?” could be the highlight of the show’s time on our television screens this year, it emerges that one of the country lad lovin’ women appearing on the show once appeared in the hallowed pages of People magazine, as well as starring on a saucy website! Booyah!
Monique, one of farmer Nick Brown’s chosen five on Channel 9’s reality show The Farmer Wants A Wife, features on an X-rated pornographic website, MX is reporting today.
The pictures, taken this year, show the Melbourne resident wearing only runners and knee pads in a bicycle-themed montage.
A sexy tribute to BMX Bandits? I approve!
Monique, 21, who has a boyfriend, also featured in a shoot for adult magazine People three years ago.
Fremantle Media, which produces the reality program, said Monique listed her occupation as “student” on her application.
Wait, are they insinuating that posing for x-rated photos isn’t typical “student” behaviour? Hmmm. You learn something new every day.
Expect plenty of idiotic commentary on The Farmer Wants A Wife in the coming weeks… until I get bored.
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