the emasculation of joshua
Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed ‘Grey’s’ In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom
6:10AM Molly Friedman | We’ve been poking fun at Katherine Heigl for months now, and with good reason: she just can’t stop saying the darndest things about her emasculated husband Joshua Kelley, she is completely lacking gaydar … frankly, this list could go on for hours. But after hearing the news that Heigl is pushing for an escape from the ratings-challenged Grey’s Anatomy following a fiscally successful contract renegotiation later made public, we’re inching towards Team Heigl for the first time. As a source tells MSNBC:
Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?
6:40AM Molly Friedman | Sorry boys, It appears as if Scarlett Johansson really is taken. As we noted yesterday, 2006’s Sexiest Woman Alive got engaged to equally easy-on-the-eyes boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, and judging from ScarJo’s behaviour last night at the Costume Institute Gala, the soon-to-be-bride appears incapable of hiding her joy. All smiles as she walked the carpet, Johansson even did the paparazzi a favour by flashing her new rock, and her choice to wear an off-white demure dress helped us paint some mental images of her upcoming walk down the aisle. But how does her ring compare to infamous engagement rings of the past (J. Lo’s sad pink diamond monster mid-Bennifer trainwreck) and rings recently sported by newly engaged stars like Mariah Carey and Ashlee Simpson? We compare and contrast after the jump. More »
Not Only Does Katherine Heigl Wear The Pants In Her Marriage, She Also Wears The Boxer Briefs
3:15AM Molly Friedman | As we’ve come to learn over the past few months, Katherine Heigl wears the pants in her relationship with crooner Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley. She’s made it clear that when it comes to baby-making, attracting gay men and winning Hollywood over, Heigl will have us know that she pretty much outperforms her hubby in every way. And just to prove her point that much further, Josh’s beloved Katie will soon appear on the big screen wearing a very tight pair of tighty whities. And putting our strained relationship with “the next Julia Roberts” aside, we must say she’s about to give Tom Cruise a run for his money.
Katherine Heigl Doesn’t Understand Why Any Guy, Gay Or Straight, Wouldn’t Want Her
3:50AM Molly Friedman | Not only does Katherine Heigl lack the sensitivity gene when it comes to her marital bliss, but she’s also missing a hefty dose of gaydar. Before her Grey’s Anatomy co-star T.R. Knight was sweetly outed by since-fired Isaiah Washington, Katie apparently had a big ol’ schoolgirl crush on him during the first season. And in standard Heigl fashion, she simply couldn’t comprehend why T.R. wasn’t showering her with affection after weeks of batting her lashes and sending out ostentatious signals. As The Sun quotes Katie: “I was getting nowhere and I was super-confused. I was like, ‘Hello? Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Why aren’t you paying any attention to me?”
10:15AM Molly Friedman | Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie’s moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t.” [People] More »
10:15AM Molly Friedman | Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie’s moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t.” [People] More »
