the clone wars

Weak ‘Thunder’ Still Strong Enough to Rain on ‘Dark Knight’ Parade

2:15AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your bulletproof one-stop resource for the weekend in new moviegoing. Or sort of bulletproof — Pineapple Express burned us last week with a late slowdown, but we’re preparing to bet the farm on The Dark Knight’s fall from box-office supremacy by Sunday night. But is what’s replacing it even any good? Yes and no, but we’ll get to that, as we will with this week’s best release off the beaten path and a look-see at new DVD releases for the tired, cheap and/or agoraphobic among us. As always, our opinions are our own, but as long they’re right, what’s to argue? More »

Capote-Sounding ‘Star Wars’ Character Only As Gay As You Want Him to Be

10:30AM STV | We thought all discussion of The Clone Wars ended yesterday with the discovery that if Harry Knowles hates it — enough even for George Lucas Warner Bros. to swoop in and kill his embargo-shattering review — it must be some kind of radioactively awful. But new revelations have surfaced this afternoon about Ziro the Hutt, the fringe character whom Knowles described as sounding like “a racist take on a Black New Orleans Crack-Dealing Whore.” Not quite, Harry — not even close, in fact, according to an interview published today at MTV Movies:

Vengeful George Lucas Crushes Critic Opposed to ‘Stinky the Hutt’

4:00AM STV | We never thought it could happen, but the fanboy bloom may officially — and dramatically — be off the Star Wars franchise after 30 loving years of devotion: Ain’t it Cool News boss Harry Knowles has written a scathing review of the franchise’s new, animated The Clone Wars. And we mean scathing — vicious enough to not only shake our faith in geek compliance to its very foundation, but also rouse George Lucas from his afternoon cash-bath with a cease-and-desist order straight from the top. More »