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		<title>&#8216;People&#8217; Finds Sales of &#8216;Chosen Blobs&#8217; Cover to Be Less Than Heavenly</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until this week, it was taken as gospel that everything touched by peripatetic partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would turn to gold; in fact, newsstand operators were ordered to wear sunglasses when the two released pictures of their Chosen Twins to People, so bright was the babies&#8217; gilded glow. Sadly, it looks like the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Rolling Out The Chosen Two&#8217;s Rouge Carpet Will Cost Brangelina $20 Million Dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 20:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you hadn&#8217;t heard, Europe is expensive. Coffee costs five bucks, the dollar is like a penny, and it takes a lot of money to look as cheap as Victoria Beckham. And apparently, having a kid over there will set you back about $10 million. That is, if you&#8217;re Angelina Jolie and you&#8217;re giving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie &#8216;Drug Tape&#8217; Revelations: &#8216;S&amp;M Is From The Heart And Soul&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Chosen Two&#8217;s Due Date Outed By Dustin Hoffman, Expected Nationality Outed By Angelina Herself</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>One Bad Joke Made By Jack Black Forces Angelina Jolie To Confirm Presence Of The Chosen Twins</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 00:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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