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‘No Nikita’: Megan Fox’s Crush Missing From Body Shop’s Stripper Database

7:25AM STV | Megan Fox’s bracing candor in the new issue of GQ continued to captivate readers today, with her stripper-wooing antics and confession that “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands” stirring both deep resentments and arousal among animal-loving lesbian fetishists around the world. The sexless Defamer investigative crew, meanwhile, had more specific interests in mind: Olivia Wilde is lovely enough, but who exactly is “Nikita,” the Body Shop stripper Fox claimed to have had a brief, intense fling after relocating to LA a few years ago at age 18? It’s funny — when we called The Body Shop this afternoon, a veteran employee there wondered the same thing! More »