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Everybody Relax: The ‘Deadly Cinema Snake’ Has Been Apprehended

11:48AM Clem Bastow | It must be an extremely slow news week up North, as this story is still showing up in the ‘also in news’ sidebars a good, oh, three months after it originally ran (unless someone passed out after drinking a Territory stubby and actually thinks it’s still April). Either way, I took it as a sign from above that we were meant to share this incredible piece of action journalism with you, so here it is: “Deadly cinema snake hunted down.” Someone call Samuel L. Jackson! One of the world’s deadliest snakes caused mayhem after it was found warming itself under a popcorn machine in a Northern Territory cinema – less than a metre from teenage staff. More »