teri hatcher

Teri Hatcher: Ear Rapist

11:01AM Seth | Today on The View, Teri Hatcher explained that the only reason she is subjecting us to her singing is for the little children. Well the little children are all dead now, Teri. Your singing killed them. Happy? [The View] Homeless no longer! [NY Times] Goodness, is it already time to crown another World’s Ugliest Dog? It is! But how to choose? They’re all so ugly! Oops, Pee Wee Martini just made us puke on our keyboards. We have a winner. [Sonoma-Marin Fair 2008] And when you get accustomed to that end, try the other! [cartoonbrew.com via b3ta] If we could get serious for a moment, Richard Simmons is crazy for Cranergy. He will be missed. [ET Online] More »

Did They Or Didn’t They? (Botox, That Is)

4:05AM Molly Friedman | A story in Sunday’s LAT did the unthinkable by finally pointing out the big Botoxed elephant in the room: no matter how painfully obvious it is to viewers, many stars who get nipped and tucked insist on denying it. But as the Times argues, just how many episodes of this season’s Dancing With The Stars or Desperate Housewives can we sit through before drawing our own conclusions? Have you seen Priscilla Presley lately? And if celebrities are going so far as to undergo actual “head transplants,” when will they finally start fessing up? We took a look at a few of the stars in question, such as Teri Hatcher and Carrie Fisher, to innocently throw some visual evidence into the mix. More »

Teri Hatcher Attempts A Little Country, A Little Rock ‘N Roll On ‘Idol’, Makes Us A Little Queasy

10:45AM Molly Friedman | Teri Hatcher has admitted that her performance on last night’s Idol Gives Back was “nerve-wracking,” and we couldn’t agree more. Watching the bat-faced Housewife dry hump the mic stand and hearing her attempt to carry a damaged woman tune about men and how they love to cheat was a very painful experience. Though her DH co-star James Denton is eager to remind us that Hatcher once performed in Cabaret, we’re eager to remind him that the likes of Ashley Parker Angel and Joey Fatone have too. As Teri proved last night, Broadway experience does not a talented singer make. More »

British Press Continues Its Assault Against Celebrity Body Parts, Sinks Its Claws Into ‘Bat Face’

3:50AM Molly Friedman | Having devoured celebrity knees and lips in their quest to mock each and every imperfect body part they spot on the red carpet, the British press is now preying on something they’ve dubbed Bat Face, singling out Nicole Kidman as the epitome of Botox overload. Though the picture of Nicole they use isn’t pretty, the bat is actually kind of adorable (at this point, we are far more scared of seeing Nic enter our room in the middle of the night than this cuddly little rat with wings). In fact, Nicole looks less like this animal than she does another: Michael Jackson. And she’s not alone. Rather than naming the immobile facial trend Bat Face, we’re thinking the look is more a symptom of MJ Syndrome, which also counts Renee Zellweger and Teri Hatcher among its victims. More »