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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; television</title>
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	<description>Celebrity Gossip and Pop Culture from Australia and Hollywood</description>
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		<title>Oprah To Fans: I&#8217;m Quitting My Show Because My Bones Told Me Too</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/oprah-to-fans-im-quitting-my-show-because-my-bones-told-me-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Cook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oprah winfrey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resignations]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>

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Here&#8217;s a clip from Oprah Winfrey&#8217;s on-air announcement that she&#8217;s putting the Oprah Winfrey Show out to pasture: &#8220;Why walk away, and make next season the last? Here is the real reason: [T]wenty-five years feels right in my bones.&#8221;
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		<title>Balloon Boy&#8217;s Parents To Plead Guilty To Hoaxing The Whole World</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/balloon-boys-parents-to-plead-guilty-to-hoaxing-the-whole-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Cook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard and Mayumi Heene, the parents of that cute vomiting boy who did not get lost in the air in a balloon, will plead guilty tomorrow to charges that they concocted the story in order to become famous, which happened.
According to a statement issued by the couple&#8217;s attorney, Richard will plead to attempting to influence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oprah Reportedly Ready To Walk Away From Her Show</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/oprah-reportedly-ready-to-walk-away-from-her-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Rushfield</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oprah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oprah winfrey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If this pans out, it&#8217;s is a huge showbiz announcement. Nikki Finke has posted that Oprah Winfrey has decided to give up her CBS-syndicated show and moving her eponymous daytime chat show to her own cable network.
With the contract on Oprah&#8217;s show running out, and with her fledgling Oprah Winfrey Network struggling to get off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Tune In To Find Out What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/tune-in-to-find-out-what-2-vaginas-looks-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amazing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flackery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masterpieces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[press release of the day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[press releases]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public relations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tyra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaginas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgement of a sober judge. You can&#8217;t just wildly issue press releases like, &#8220;Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!&#8221; Or can you?
Just reading this press release once is equivalent to obtaining a master&#8217;s degree in Communications from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gigantic Seagull Stalks Aussie Newsman</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/gigantic-seagull-stalks-aussie-newsman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloopers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[journalismism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videuhoh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watch out!]]></category>

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Look out behind you, Australian newscaster Peter Hitchiner; it&#8217;s the world&#8217;s hugest f—king seagull. Right behind you. [Thanks, A.]
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		<title>Hell&#8217;s Kitchen Picked The Wrong Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/hells-kitchen-picked-the-wrong-magazine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/hells-kitchen-picked-the-wrong-magazine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad timing]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gourmet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gourmet magazine]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ newVideoPlayer("/HK_Gourmet_Mag.flv", 500, 375,""); 
The finale of Hell&#8217;s Kitchen was last night. We won&#8217;t tell you who won the competition, but &#8220;Most Awkward&#8221; prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip.
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		<title>Tyra&#8217;s Well Compensated</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/tyras-well-compensated/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/tyras-well-compensated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Belonsky</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money maker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After making $US30 million in a year, Tyra Banks is now prime-time&#8217;s highest paid woman.
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		<title>Jodhi Meares Plans TV Return, With Help From Agent And Xenu</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/jodhi-meares-plans-tv-return-with-help-from-agent-and-xenu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Small Screen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[au]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jodhi meares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you remember, way back in the olden times of July 2008, when then-Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model host Jodhi Meares mysteriously disappeared from the live finale, because she&#8217;d apparently &#8220;never agreed to do a live show of that scale&#8221;? She swiftly disappeared from TV full stop after the kerfuffle, making way for new AusNTM host [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Is David Letterman&#8217;s Alleged Extortionist?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/who-is-david-lettermans-alleged-extortionist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/who-is-david-lettermans-alleged-extortionist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Cook</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[48 hours]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balckmail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It boggles the mind that the man accused of hatching a bizarre scheme to blackmail David Letterman appears to be an experienced and talented television journalist. Here&#8217;s what we know about Joe Halderman.
Halderman is a long-time producer for CBS News, going back at least to 1991. For at least the past eight years, he has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker&#8217;s Demise</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/sex-will-be-sarah-jessica-parkers-demise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Belonsky</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[billy eichner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Being a movie star&#8212;or motherhood&#8212;makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It&#8217;s your gossip roundup!

A tired-looking Sarah Jessica Parker took her three children for a walk and, again, looked tired. So everyone says [...]]]></description>
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