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Oprah Reportedly Ready To Walk Away From Her Show
4:47AM Richard Rushfield | If this pans out, it’s is a huge showbiz announcement. Nikki Finke has posted that Oprah Winfrey has decided to give up her CBS-syndicated show and moving her eponymous daytime chat show to her own cable network. More »
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‘Tune In To Find Out What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!’
4:00AM Hamilton Nolan | PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgement of a sober judge. You can’t just wildly issue press releases like, “Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!” Or can you? More »
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Gigantic Seagull Stalks Aussie Newsman
4:30AM Hamilton Nolan | Look out behind you, Australian newscaster Peter Hitchiner; it’s the world’s hugest f—king seagull. Right behind you. [Thanks, A.]
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Hell’s Kitchen Picked The Wrong Magazine
3:45AM Hamilton Nolan | The finale of Hell’s Kitchen was last night. We won’t tell you who won the competition, but “Most Awkward” prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip.
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Tyra’s Well Compensated
7:28PM Andrew Belonsky | After making $US30 million in a year, Tyra Banks is now prime-time’s highest paid woman. More »
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9:00AM Clem Bastow | Do you remember, way back in the olden times of July 2008, when then-Australia’s Next Top Model host Jodhi Meares mysteriously disappeared from the live finale, because she’d apparently “never agreed to do a live show of that scale”? She swiftly disappeared from TV full stop after the kerfuffle, making way for new AusNTM host Sarah Murdoch, seemingly never to be heard of again. Until…
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Jodhi Meares Plans TV Return, With Help From Agent And Xenu
9:00AM Clem Bastow | Do you remember, way back in the olden times of July 2008, when then-Australia’s Next Top Model host Jodhi Meares mysteriously disappeared from the live finale, because she’d apparently “never agreed to do a live show of that scale”? She swiftly disappeared from TV full stop after the kerfuffle, making way for new AusNTM host Sarah Murdoch, seemingly never to be heard of again. Until…
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Who Is David Letterman’s Alleged Extortionist?
2:38AM John Cook | It boggles the mind that the man accused of hatching a bizarre scheme to blackmail David Letterman appears to be an experienced and talented television journalist. Here’s what we know about Joe Halderman. More »
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Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker’s Demise
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Being a movie star—or motherhood—makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It’s your gossip roundup! More »
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Good Riddance.
5:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Model soap The Beautiful Life, which starred Mischa Barton, was cancelled because it totally blew.
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