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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Will The Nu-Vampire Trend Please Die? Tonight?

12:15PM Foster Kamer | Remember the Tarantino/Rodriguez camp-fest that was From Dusk Til’ Dawn? George Clooney killed a bunch of south-of-the-border stripper/hooker-vampires using holy water-loaded Super Soakers. That was in 1996, and it should’ve been the end of vampire-cool. Now look where we are. More »
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Monday, August 3, 2009
People

Robert Pattinson Now Needs Police Protection From Bloodthirsty Girls

1:45AM Foster Kamer | Twilight’s Robert Pattinson works with fictional teenage vampires professionally. Little did he know the rabid, bloodsucking adolescent desperation he’d invite by taking the gig. NYPD sources now claim that the cops are looking to take over his overwhelmed security detail. More »
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