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Flotsam & Jetsam

Don’t Say We’ve Never Said A Nice Thing About Tyler Perry

3:22AM Natasha VC | Uma Thurman, Nicholas Cage and Tyler Perry are all things that won’t win them automatic scorn. This is progress. Also, Martin Sheen may get the chance to be in charge of freedom again. Finally. More »

‘Go Kanye, Go Kanye, Go!’: The Kanye Mutant Ninja Turtle Remix

7:45AM Seth | Having been struck by how much Kanye West looked like a fearsome Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle battling villainous paparazzi ninjutsus in his LAX arrest video—and then transported by a commenter via YouTube time machine back to our honey-sunlit childhoods, when Vanilla Ice dared to ask of the Caucasian hip-hop community, “Have you ever seen a turtle get dowwnnn?”—we were struck by inspiration. Moments later, Defamer video mixographer (with a minor in scratchology) Molly McAleer had composed a mixed-media masterwork, fusing the best of all pizza-loving, nunchuk-swirling worlds. Cowabunga, dudes! Mutant Ninja Turtle Kanye West’s Paparazzi Beatdown: The Video [Defamer] More »