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5:24AM Brian Moylan | Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen’s shrinking body? Well, it’s back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What’s the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More »
Fat Or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can’t Win
5:24AM Brian Moylan | Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen’s shrinking body? Well, it’s back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What’s the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » 
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The McSteamy Threesome Gets The Celebrity Weekly Treatment
6:16AM Brian Moylan | All the tabloids threw something together on deadline after our tape of Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche went up. So many questions: Will their marriage survive? Who is the other woman? And just who wore it better? More »
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Erin Andrews: ‘Dirty Girl’ With Great ‘Gams’
1:10AM Hamilton Nolan | When ESPN reporter Erin Andrews was victimised by a peeping sex perv, the New York Post defended her by running the sexxxy perv pictures. ESPN then banned Post reporters from their channel. But the Post is not done sympathising—sexxxily! More »
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Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
11:36PM Hamilton Nolan | In a lesser town, Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, they have tabloids! More »
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Star Shamelessly Hyping Its Reporter’s Fling With Jon Gosselin
1:12PM the cajun boy | Today’s shameless press release of the day: Star Magazine issued a statement tonight touting the fact that one of their reporters, Kate Major, is getting boned by douche-y octodad Jon Gosselin. Yeah. More »
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New York Post Outraged By These Hot Nude Pixxx
11:25PM Hamilton Nolan | The New York Post is shocked and outraged—not to mention disgusted—that some sicko perv secretly took a nude video of hot, sexy blond ESPN anchor Erin Andrews and posted it online. The Post is flabbergasted. And dismayed. More »
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Murdoch Tabloid Spied On Editor Of Other Murdoch Tabloid
11:30PM Hamilton Nolan | Scotland Yard now says that it will not investigate allegations published in The Guardian that Rupert Murdoch’s UK tabloids illegally hacked into the mobile phones of public figures. Boo! However: the victims may sue. You’ll be amazed who one victim was! More »
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Rupert Murdoch’s UK Papers In Huge Phone Hacking Scandal
12:17AM Hamilton Nolan | British authorities are launching an investigation into allegations that Rupert Murdoch’s UK newspapers paid more than $US1.5 million in hush money to try to cover up the fact that they were illegally hacking into mobile phones in pursuit of stories. More »
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OK! Paid $500K For Macabre Michael Jackson Death Photo
1:28PM the cajun boy | The absurd follies at OK! Magazine, British publisher Richard Desmond’s cash-hemorrhaging tabloid weekly, never seem to end. This week they’re tossing a desperate “Hail Mary” by paying huge to plaster an image of a dying Michael Jackson on their cover. More »
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