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Call Us Cynical…

11:39AM Jess McGuire | … but, dear Sydney Confidential, is it really possible to justify a special “in depth” section on your website for Krystal Forscutt? Heath Ledger we can understand, Kim Kardashian not so much… but Krystal? Is there any depth to the massively jugged Zoo Weekly lass? We’ve perused your special Forscutt feature page and from what we can tell, it’s essentially a diary of the adventures of her norgs, with the linked pieces filled with words and terms like “busting”, “ample”, “pump up”, “personal assets”, and “naked ambition” which gives the whole thing a delightful Carry On! feel. Krystal’s tits visit a game show! Krystal’s tits go to East Timor! Krystal’s tits go to Channel Seven to audition for It Takes Two! Krystal’s tits look for property in Bondi! Still, any excuse for a picture gallery, eh? WE STILL LOVE YOU, CONFIDENTIAL! We just don’t understand why you think a special Krystal Forscutt section would be appealing to people clicking their way through the maze that is The Interwebs. Oh, right. As you were. More »

Olivia Newton-John Arouses Suspicion By Dating Men Who Apparently Look The Same

11:15AM Busty St Clair | Australia’s most uninteresting celebrity export, Olivia Newton John, has a new boyfriend. The much-loved Aussie songbird, whose long-time boyfriend Patrick McDermott mysteriously disappeared two years ago, stepped out with natural health guru John Easterling on Tuesday night. The whereabouts of McDermott, who bares a strong resemblance to Easterling, is still unknown despite several reported sightings of him in Mexico since he disappeared on an overnight fishing trip off the coast of Los Angeles. A strong resemblance? As in, what? They’re both men?? Tell us what you think about this astute observation from the Sydney Confidential team. Here’s John - And here’s Patrick - More »

Showbiz Midget’s Attempt At Cheekiness Appals Highbrow Sydney Confidential Folk

7:47AM Jess McGuire | Oh, Grant Denyer – when will you stop “going there” in the name of comedy? A month on from your highly descriptive declaration that your hang-over after the Logies had made you feel as if you’d just had sex with a black man*, you’ve managed to rile up moral crusaders Sydney Confidential with the way you finished Tuesday night’s episode of It Takes Two. Now his sign-off from the celebrity karaoke show has hit a nerve – and not the funny bone – with industry veterans. With a wink, Denyer closed this week’s episode with a cheeky “see you next Tuesday” – which is also a crass acronym for trash talkers. While Seven may argue it’s a simple pointer to the timeslot, it breaks a long-standing law of TV etiquette. It’s listed under “g” for good grace in the showbiz bible, Grant. Personally, we back Denyer one hundred percent on this, and remain flabbergasted he was never considered for the role of Graham Kennedy in the recent hit telemovie The King. *Do gay porn stars who have anal sex with black men describe their post-pounding temperament as “like being hung-over from the Logies after party!”, do you think? If not, we’d like them to start. More »

‘ZING!’ – Sydney Confidential, We Salute You

2:58PM Jess McGuire | In a recent article about Dannii Minogue, Sydney Confidential managed to impress us with both their choice of comic headline and the charming way they finished it off. Reproduced for your non-clicking enjoyment. Dannii’s after some more talent She was all sweetness (read: boring) on Australia’s Got Talent but Dannii Minogue has vowed to sharpen her talons on UK wannabes in her new TV gig. Mini Minogue has finally confirmed reports she’ll be on the judging panel of The X-Factor in England alongside American Idol hanging judge Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne. … They may also see her flirt for the cameras, after describing the program’s fourth judge Brit celebrity Brian Friedman as “hot.” You’re supposed to score the contestants, Dannii, not with your workmates. Oh, you wags. We see what you did with the “Dannii’s after some more talent” bit and we liked it. More »