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	<title>Defamer Australia &#187; swine flu</title>
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		<title>Britney Spears Molested A Girl, According To Her Hotmess Courtney Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears molested a kid. Usher is a girlyman. Captain Scuzzybutt Esq. will make Page Six one day. Natalie Portman&#8217;s &#8220;tits.&#8221; Barbara Cocoran&#8217;s PR team. Rosanne Barr? Presenting your late-edition Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

I like it, Rush &#038; Molloy, I like it. Thanks for the nice, scandalicious, SEO-happy headline. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reverse Cowgirl Is The Most Swine Flu&#8211;Resistant Sex Position</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/12/reverse-cowgirl-is-the-most-swine-fluresistant-sex-position/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Azaria Jagger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is US Cosmo&#8217;s guide to making your man&#8217;s cheek flush with pleasure, not fever. It should be noted that sex partners you don&#8217;t kiss may be &#8220;high risk&#8221; for other contagions. 
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		<title>Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can&#8217;t Keep Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/stop-jennifer-aniston-we-cant-keep-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Belonsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s in love with someone, again. My oh my, Miranda Kerr is slim. Paul McCartney&#8217;s son&#8217;s dreams are coming true and dying all at once. And Jon and Kate are still deplorable. Hoorah! It&#8217;s your Friday gossip roundup!

It&#8217;s hard keeping track of Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s alleged love life. One day she&#8217;s screwing Gerard Butler, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/10/tila-tequila-tweets-own-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Belonsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there&#8217;s gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor&#8217;s future. Yes, it&#8217;s your Tuesday gossip roundup!

Tila Tequila&#8217;s life&#8217;s been a bit hectic as of late, but we had no idea how hard she was taking it all: she&#8217;s been tweeting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But Still Can Make Imbecilic Shock Humour About It&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/but-still-can-make-imbecilic-shock-humour-about-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Rushfield</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rocker Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with Swine Flu.
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		<title>Swine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/swine-flu-imperils-times-trend-piece-topic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/09/swine-flu-imperils-times-trend-piece-topic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pareene</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is the Times getting cute with us? Months after warning us of the teen hug epidemic they are now asking if teen hugs spread swine flu.
Mr. Mayor, what do kids do to each other?
 &#8220;Kids touch each other, and that&#8217;s the real world,&#8221; the mayor said on Tuesday, when asked about the matter. &#8220;And I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu At Washington Post</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/06/swine-flu-at-washington-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an apparent move to rip off some of Conde Nast&#8217;s disease-ridden glamour, the Washington Post told employees yesterday that three cases of the dreaded Mexican Pig Flu have been found at headquarters. Full memo below, via Michael Calderone at Politico:
 We want to update you on the recently reported cases of the H1N1 (Swine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Casey Donovan Quarantined!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/06/casey-donovan-quarantined/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reet reet reet! The Two Day Old News Desk™ team is back with this special report! It seems former Australian Idol star and hater magnet Casey Donovan&#8217;s recent holiday with friends took a turn for the blurst when they found themselves on the good ship Swine Flu!
Reports the Daily Telegraph:
Casey Donovan, the former Australian Idol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Strikes US Vogue!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/06/swine-flu-strikes-vogue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conde Nast&#8217;s fanciest magazine is infected with the dreaded Mexican Pig Influenza! Right where Anna Wintour works! Remain calm.

Daily Intel obtained this memo which just went out to Conde employees:
 Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 11:56:41 -0400
To: Conde Nast NY &#8211; All
Conversation: Flu Advisory
Subject: Flu Advisory
We were recently notified by an employee working on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu: Hamdemic</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/05/swine-flu-hamdemic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 03:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jess McGuire</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I just woke up after passing out for several hours due to SWINE FLU, it&#8217;s clear that as far as insightful commentary and rapier sharp wit goes, today &#8211; probably much like every other day, to be fair &#8211; is a bit of a write off for me.  Thankfully, I have discovered something [...]]]></description>
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