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Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can’t Keep Up!
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Jennifer Aniston’s in love with someone, again. My oh my, Miranda Kerr is slim. Paul McCartney’s son’s dreams are coming true and dying all at once. And Jon and Kate are still deplorable. Hoorah! It’s your Friday gossip roundup! More »
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Tila Tequila Tweets Own Death
8:45PM Andrew Belonsky | Things are getting bad down Tila Tequila way. Claudia Schiffer needs a prayer. And there’s gay marriage in a certain Mad Men actor’s future. Yes, it’s your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
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But Still Can Make Imbecilic Shock Humour About It…
4:19AM Richard Rushfield | Rocker Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with Swine Flu. Advertisement
Swine Flu Imperils Times Trend Piece Topic
Is the Times getting cute with us? Months after warning us of the teen hug epidemic they are now asking if teen hugs spread swine flu. More »
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Swine Flu At Washington Post
11:13PM Hamilton Nolan | In an apparent move to rip off some of Conde Nast’s disease-ridden glamour, the Washington Post told employees yesterday that three cases of the dreaded Mexican Pig Flu have been found at headquarters. Full memo below, via Michael Calderone at Politico: More »
Music
12:38PM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! The Two Day Old News Desk™ team is back with this special report! It seems former Australian Idol star and hater magnet Casey Donovan’s recent holiday with friends took a turn for the blurst when they found themselves on the good ship Swine Flu! More »
Casey Donovan Quarantined!
12:38PM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! The Two Day Old News Desk™ team is back with this special report! It seems former Australian Idol star and hater magnet Casey Donovan’s recent holiday with friends took a turn for the blurst when they found themselves on the good ship Swine Flu! More »
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Swine Flu Strikes US Vogue!
2:30AM Hamilton Nolan | Conde Nast’s fanciest magazine is infected with the dreaded Mexican Pig Influenza! Right where Anna Wintour works! Remain calm. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Since I just woke up after passing out for several hours due to SWINE FLU, it’s clear that as far as insightful commentary and rapier sharp wit goes, today – probably much like every other day, to be fair – is a bit of a write off for me. Thankfully, I have discovered something which will not only help you pass the time, but it’s also appropriately Swine Flu related! More »
Swine Flu: Hamdemic
2:23PM Jess McGuire | Since I just woke up after passing out for several hours due to SWINE FLU, it’s clear that as far as insightful commentary and rapier sharp wit goes, today – probably much like every other day, to be fair – is a bit of a write off for me. Thankfully, I have discovered something which will not only help you pass the time, but it’s also appropriately Swine Flu related! More »
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Heidi And Spencer, Snout And About
4:59PM Ryan Tate | Capping the disaster that is the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding, the plastic Hills couple had to wear oh-so-romantic face masks during their Cabo San Lucas “pre honeymoon.” More »
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