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Talk About A Fish Tale

1:38AM Brian Moylan | Warning: Jeremy Piven has resumed eating fish. All Broadway shows are doomed.
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Nation’s Seafood Industry Is Unimpressed With Jeremy Piven

12:44PM Andrew Belonsky | Jeremy Piven today celebrated his court victory over the producers of Speed-the-Plow, who sued the actor after he dropped out of their production. He said he got “mercury poisoning” from fish. The National Fisheries Institute wants you to remain sceptical. More »
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Jeremy Piven Celebrates Victory Over Evil Broadway Producers

6:14AM Brian Moylan | The arbitrator in the case of sushi-loving Jeremy Piven versus the Broadway producers of Speed-the-Plow ruled today that the producers could not prove their breach of contract suit against the star. But they still think they were right. More »

Sherri Shepherd Awoken At 1:30 AM By An Insistent Jeremy Piven

5:12AM Kyle Buchanan | Last night, Jeremy Piven sent a very late text message to Sherri Shepherd—and for once, it didn’t say “Come to my room – whoever responds first gets me for the night.” More »

Was Jeremy Piven Actually Stricken With Insufferable-Diva-Poisoning?

2:57AM Kyle Buchanan | Aside from Fisher Stevens, everyone knows that Jeremy Piven’s play-quitting sushi defence is bogus (but delicious!). However, E! is now alleging that Piven never actually quit—he was fired. More »

Jeremy Piven Exposed To Toxic Sherri Shepherd-Levels During Escape From New York

4:51AM Kyle Buchanan | Sherri Shepherd’s got an entry for Hollywood PrivacyWatch! On a plane over the holidays, she realised that the “short,” fedora-clad man she’d been bothering was none other than the famously mercury-addled Jeremy Piven. More »

Jeremy Piven Finds That Partying With Models Can Cure Mercury Poisoning

4:33AM Kyle Buchanan | An affliction as unusual as Jeremy Piven’s sushi poisoning demands a treatment that’s equally unorthodox. And so it is that Piven has begun a rigorous medical trial to find models he wants to (therapeutically) bang. More »