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Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice
7:20PM Azaria Jagger | She said “God bless her” afterwards, so it’s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More »
People
Chris Brown Will Not Tolerate Oprah’s Lip
7:59PM Andrew Belonsky | Chris Brown has words for Oprah, Susan Boyle’s songs are beating Whitney and Russell Crowe wants to beat a gossip columnist. Oh, yes, it’s your Friday Gossip Roundup. More »
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Melanie Griffith Is Bad And Good At Rehab
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Melanie Griffith’s drying out, an Amy Winehouse love letter sparks a lawsuit and Robin Williams may channel Susan Boyle. That — and more — in your Tuesday Gossip Roundup. Delicious! More »
Small Screen
Susan Boyle’s Campaign To Win Next Year’s Razzie
5:30AM Aaron Coleman | Eeking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Stasberg, stat! More »
Small Screen
Finally: Susan Boyle Sings At Wembley Stadium
8:30AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle – who’s had to cancel performance after performance on the Britain’s Got Talent tour due to “exhaustion” – finally managed to take the stage tonight at England’s famed Wembley Stadium. How’d she fair? More »
Small Screen
Simon Cowell Admits To Being Part Of The Susan Boyle Problem
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle’s lightspeed ascension to fame and her inversely proportional emotional well-being has been tragic to watch. But: in what might be a watershed pop culture moment, Simon Cowell has admitted some culpability and taken responsibility in a newspaper editorial. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Here Comes The Leighton Meester Sex Tape You’ve Been Waiting For
10:21PM the cajun boy | Someone is shopping a tape of Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester boning an ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gets hit by a cab, Jennifer Garner tries to breakup Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith, Susan Boyle goes bonkers again and Beyonce screws over a club owner. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Megan Fox Is Totally, Painfully Single
10:21PM the cajun boy | Megan Fox affirms that she’s single and looking, Sienna Miller claims to have never been on a date or had a one-night stand, Susan Boyle is suffering from exhaustion, and Jon and Kate celebrate their anniversary apart. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Exceeding Exhaustion Of Susan Boyle
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Susan Boyle’s “exhausted” again, Dustin Lance Black’s sorry, Prince Harry’s dating a floozy, and Salman Rushdie’s a third boob. Oh, and: Ron Burkle and whores. Here’s your Sunday gossip roundup: More »
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