12:44PM Jess McGuire | So everyone on the interwebs has been going nuts over a blog called
Stuff White People Like. Being pop cultural freaks with a keen eye on what’s “hot” online, and with a burning desire to inform you of these things roughly a month or two after they first hit the big time, we would like to alert to
Stuff White People Like’s existence, and share with you our favourite entry on the blog (so far).
#70 Difficult Breakups
Prior to engaging in divorce, most white people train for it by engaging in a series of long term relationships that end very poorly. At some point, you will likely encounter a white person who is in the middle of a difficult breakup with a boyfriend or girlfriend.
The suffering of heartbreak is universal, but it is important to be aware that white people thrive during these trying times. If you play your cards right, you can parlay these moments into future favors and valuable trust.
The majority of white person art is created after a difficult breakup; films, indie music, and poetry are all kicked into high production during the end of a relationship. This helps train white people to prepare for the pain that is coming.
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