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Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have The Hardest Penii
3:54AM Hamilton Nolan | Hippie yupsters have always been like, “I don’t use plastic water bottles cause their chemicals cause cancer”, or whatever and we just laugh at them, but it turns out those people are the ones with the best erections. More »
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Candy Kids Kill
12:40AM Hamilton Nolan | If you give your kids lollies they’ll end up in jail, scientists have now proven. More »
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University Kids Maintaining, Bro
5:22AM Hamilton Nolan | The Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs—the most popular journal—found that the binge-drinking and unprotected sex habits of students at America’s drunkest colleges has barely changed since the early ’90s. So what’s the problem, right? High-five. [JSAD]
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Nine Out Of Ten Drunks Deny Driving
1:20AM Hamilton Nolan | How many of you are “binge drinkers,” meaning you had five drinks in a night once last month? (All you drunks raise your hands). Now, how many of you drove after getting wasted? (Pause). Liars! Science knows. More »
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Scientist Thinks He’s Better Than You Cause You Drink, Is That It?
2:11AM Hamilton Nolan | Wet-brained scientists have discovered that long-term alcoholics may misread the emotional cues that people project with their facial expression. And how! More »
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