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Pardon Us For Not Getting Too Worked Up About Latest Unbelievable Britney Headline

3:42AM Molly Friedman | One would think that, by now, there would be no more room on the OMG BRITNEY DID ANOTHER CRAZY THING belt. However, this week’s Star cover story proves that there is still plenty of space on said belt for another notch or thirty. The rag claims that Britney is pregnant once again with none other than paparazzo-turned-paramour Adnan Ghalib’s baby. Yawn! Their evidence? A few pictures of Britney’s bloated belly and a sketchy (at best) quote from a member of Ghalib’s press-hungry posse who exults that Adnan will “be made for life” if the story proves to be true. Don’t hold your breath, homes; we’ve been down this path a handful of times over the last two months. More »