stephen baldwin
Park City PrivacyWatch: Stephen Baldwin
5:00AM STV | 1/17 — Ran into STEPHEN BALDWIN on Saturday evening at the Starbucks on Park Avenue across from Albertsons. It didn’t even occur to me that it was him when he first passed me, because he was way chunkier than I expected, more heavily tatted than I remembered, and semi-concealed beneath a beanie and ski pants from his trip up the hill. But as I left he was posing for pictures with other tourists and locals who did recognise him, so I guess it was him. Not quite Canada, SB, please keep moving. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.au.] More »
‘Sharks In Venice’: Best Worst Movie Ever Made?
9:41AM Jess McGuire | I love rubbish films. The number one spot on my Shit Movies list has been occupied for the past couple of years by a Joan Collins number called I Don’t Want To Be Born (according to IMDB, it also goes by the titles It Lives Within Her, It’s Growing Inside Her, Sharon’s Baby, The Baby, The Devil Within Her, and The Monster – amazing!) the many highlights of which included a curse from a dwarf who was angry his sexual advances were knocked back by Joan’s character, a homicidal baby, and the worst special effects ever.
I have a feeling though that if I ever see Sharks In Venice, it may overtake I Don’t Want To Be Born as my favourite appalling movie.
Please, take two minutes out of your day and have your mind blown by the following trailer. More » 
42-Year-Old Stephen Baldwin Reveals Tattoo of Teenaged Miley Cyrus
3:55AM Kyle Buchanan | Allow us to introduce to you our Inverse Baldwin Theory, which goes a little something like this: whenever one Baldwin rises in the public’s estimation, another Baldwin must descend to heretofore unknown levels of douchebaggery to balance out the universe. Thus, it is so that as Alec Baldwin enjoys near-universal acclaim and awards for his role on 30 Rock, baby brother Stephen has been reduced to stunts like becoming a right-wing Republican, Celebrity Apprentice, and now… this. More »
Stephen Baldwin Comes Around on Obama, Still Hates Gays
2:05AM STV | After all our trouble wrangling up moving boxes and change-of-address forms, Stephen Baldwin has officially reversed his decision to relocate to Canada. Reports this morning say that the bitter Republican convert was just joking about that pre-election pledge to head north in the instance of a Barack Obama victory, adding that the whole mess amounted to less a broken promise than yet another grave misunderstanding by humourless liberals. Whoops! Now we’re told he even likes Obama: More »
Miley Cyrus And Underwear-Jockey Boyfriend Crash Stephen Baldwin Book Signing
6:47PM Seth | As we anxiously await lesser Baldwin brother Stephen’s self-imposed exile, the McCain-grieving, born again zealot remains on domestic soil, plugging his latest book—an essential addition to the religio-detective canon called The Death and Life of Gabriel Phillips: A Novel—on the Christian bookstore circuit. And who should pop up at a Tennessee signing table but Disney Channel superstar Miley Cyrus, with Underoos-flaunting man-candy Justin Gaston tucked under her arm. Why? Not even a befuddled flack could say: More »
Hey, Stephen Baldwin: Time For You To Leave The Country
4:25AM STV | Earlier this year, noted Republican firebrand Stephen Baldwin vowed to flee the United States if Barack Obama was nominated as the Democrats’ presidential candidate. He apparently got as far as Minnesota before settling down again for the end of the election cycle, but now that Obama has triumphed for the highest office in the land, we would like to personally reaffirm our interest in driving the moving van. How about it, Steve? Or were those crossed fingers not your own quirky variation on Hope, but just another way to get away with a garden-variety campaign lie? Tell us while you pack, why don’t you? More »
Emmy-Nominated Alec Baldwin Unwinds Watching Lesser-Baldwin Stephen’s Skinemax Oeuvre
2:35AM Seth | Our heartiest congratulations to Alec Baldwin on earning his amazing seventh Emmy nomination—and the second for his consistently inspired work as 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy, whom last we saw hovering over Rip Torn’s hospital bed and praying for a coma-rousing miracle. To honour the man who is well on his way towards becoming the country’s first Baldwin President, we provide this excerpt from a new THR.com interview. More »
Stephen Baldwin Will Leave The Country If Barack Obama Becomes President!
8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | So, the other day on Fox News, amidst a rant about Obama’s support from the liberal Hollywood elite, the decidedly un-elite Stephen Baldwin told Laura Ingram that he’ll leave the country if Barack gets elected. Obviously, the knee-jerk reaction here is to say, “Then we’d better do our best to make sure that happens.” You can see it on Baldwin’s face right after he makes his statement. He knows he’s gonna get murdered in the blogsphere. But that’s not happening here. Not today. I like Baldwin, and I’d be sad not to have him as a citizen of our country. More »
Interesting Pieces Of Trivia Acquired From Wikipedia II
1:58PM Jess McGuire | Remember when we did this back in early March? Good times! So let’s turn to the People’s Encyclopedia once more and learn something new, eh?
Today’s subject of interest is Stephen Baldwin – specifically, his religious conversion.
Baldwin gave his life to Christ, “becoming a Christian” shortly after the September 11 attacks. Since converting, he has sought to evangelize young people through projects such as The Breakthrough Ministry which involves skateboarding and extreme sports, Christian rock concerts, laser light shows and fireworks. He talks frequently about his conversion experience, which involved a middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper.
Oh, of course. Of course your conversion to Christianity involved a middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper, Stephen. No, no – don’t give me any more details. I am fairly sure I can draw my own conclusions about what happened because hey, it’s pretty cliched, you know? The ol’ middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper converts C-grade Hollywood actor to Christianity after devastating terrorist attacks tale. Oldest story in the book.
Sadly, no further information regarding the middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper appears on the Wikipedia entry, but rest assured I am Googling my bot-bot off and I WILL update you when I learn more… more about Stephen Baldwin’s conversion experience at the hands of a middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper after the 9/11 attacks. Yes.
Now, let’s go listen to Creed or some shit! More » 
