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Adrien Grenier Seems To Be Keeping Himself Busy During His Australian Tour
10:07AM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia warned you back in late October that Adrien Grenier would soon be stealing the hearts and dignity of women around Australia, and for the last week or so it appears he’s been living up to expectations. After tearing it up on the Gold Coast over New Year, the Grenier Love Machine has reached Sydney, and my god – isn’t he making the most of his fans? Despite the fact his band has wound up its (booty) tour of Oz, Adrien Grenier’s refusing to leave town.
Hollywood heartthrob Adrian Grenier has been living up to his lothario ways while his band The Honey Brothers toured Sydney. While his band The Honey Brothers left town following their last Sydney gig at the Supper Club on Saturday night, Grenier has extended his stay by another week.
It was the Entourage star’s bad boy bachelor status that attracted an overwhelmingly female crowd to his gig, rather than the band’s musical talents – according to some onlookers.
I find it very hard to believe that no nonsense Australian women would attend a gig by the undoubtedly talented and critically revered Honey Brothers simply to ogle at the star of Entourage! What next, eh? Are we going to stop thinking of Keanu Reeves’ Dogstar as one of the most important and influential bands of the nineties?
Anyway. When you’re Adrien Grenier, why on earth would you bother taking a ladyfriend all the way back to your hotel room to “entertain”?
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We Are Inspired By This Tale Of Starting A Rumour And Then Exclusively Being The First To Quash It.
4:36PM Jess McGuire | This story, hidden in that dull borefest bit of the press known as Tech section (sorry, but we can’t approve of anything with such limited Paris Hilton coverage, you see), has pumped us right the fuck up this afternoon.
Rumours of a cheaper, slimmer iPhone coming out later this year have been shot down by the same analyst firm that first reported them yesterday.
We can apply sort of thing this to our own particular brand of blogging journalism and plan on starting quite shortly!
DEFAMER AUSTRALIA EXCLUSIVE!
Zoo Weekly columnist, chesticle support system and future Walkley Award Winner Krystal Forscutt will be making her music debut in the not too distant future with her management exclusively revealing to Defamer Australia that the distractingly bapped ex Big Brother contestant has recorded a cover of Snow’s Informer! Industry insiders have informed us that Forscutt’s rendition is “daring, edgy, and may well push her into the Stephanie McIntosh stratosphere of stardom – if not the Tammin Sursok level of celebrity!”
BE SURE TO CHECK DEFAMER AUSTRALIA TOMORROW
… when we exclusively reveal that recent rumours doing the rounds of Krystal Forscutt’s impending pop career were merely the daydreams of a delusional mystery figure on the internerd. Forscutt’s management have confirmed – EXCLUSIVELY – to Defamer Australia that Forscutt is quite happy with her current career advising young women on cum guzzling, and has no plans to break into the music business.
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(We have never read Krystal’s column but assume that’s the jizz gist of it.) More » 