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‘The Dark Knight’ Erects Giant Pyramid Of Flammable Currency

2:45AM Seth | How To Tell If You’ve Been Partying Too Hard: A Defamer Quiz 1. How many alcoholic drinks did you consume this weekend? Less Than 3 ( ) Between 3-7 ( ) More than 7 ( ) More than 150 ( ) 2. Did you operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol? Yes ( ) No ( ) I can’t remember ( ) 3. Were you arrested? Yes ( ) No ( ) I have no comment at this time ( ) 3B. If yes, what was the charge? Felony DUI ( ) Misdemeanor DUI ( ) Drugstore loitering ( ) Other ( ) 4. Did you require surgery as a direct result of your drinking? Yes ( ) No ( ) Ow My Balls ( ) 5. Did your partying directly or indirectly lead to the shutting down of production on a major studio tentpole? Yes ( ) No ( ) Back off. Gianter Fucking Robots Are Coming, OK? ( ) More »

‘Dark Knight’ to Make Quick Work of Opponents ‘Step Brothers,’ ‘X-Files’ and Others

2:10AM STV | Welcome to the latest edition of Defamer Attractions, your regular Friday guide to another oversaturated summer weekend of new movies. While The Dark Knight sets up Batcamp for another week at number one, another brooding franchise goes up against Team Apatow in the also-ran camp. A British classic gets a fine art-house face-lift, meanwhile, and a windfall of new DVD’s will keep the agoraphobes among us busy for a while. As always, our opinions are our own, but they’re bulletproof, so read on for the only filmgoing advice that matters.

‘Ellen’ Assistant Quits Job To Ride Rollercoasters

11:20AM Mark Graham | · As anyone who has ever done it will attest, there are few feelings more liberating than quitting one’s job. The following video is of an assistant on the Ellen show who found himself teetering on the brink of sanity until he up and quit his job on May 20. He describes the decision on his blog as being “an exciting stupid move to prove to myself that I need to keep moving toward my dreams… Every time I’ve made a major move to pursue my dreams I have lost something (2 girlfriends both 3year relationships) but I’ve gotten a step closer. This time around I don’t know what I have to lose… as I look at it right now I have nothing to lose, and those seem to be pretty good odds. If I never do anything, don’t ever say that I didn’t try.” Good luck making your Hollywood dreams come true, Delbert. [Delbert Shoopman] · Finally, a device for those of you who prefer your exercises in misogyny to sound crisp and lifelike! [Videogum] · A few months ago, we told about the disastrous first screening for Will Ferrell’s Step Brothers. Our operative described it as being “less entertaining than Two And A Half Men.” From the looks of this preposterous red-band trailer, that description might end up actually being a compliment. [/Film] · While we’re having a hard time fathoming why on earth Kill Bill billboards are still up in New Zealand, the simple fact of the matter is that this is our third favourite billboard of all-time (behind Angelyne and Vincent Gallo’s Brown Bunny blowjob). [Copyranter] More »