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Take a Fresh Step in ‘09
4:36AM Defamer Hollywood | Regardless of your New Year’s party indiscretions, the possibilities are still endless for 2009. Maybe cut back on the drinking, but whoever you made out with in that alley will change your life. We promise. More »
Your New Year’s Resolutions Revealed
6:21AM Defamer Hollywood | Having a hard time coming up with resolutions for 2009? We understand the difficulty in coming up with ways to improve your already perfect life. But the stars know a few things you don’t. More »
Fire Signs
3:48AM Defamer Hollywood | Is Venus in the third house this week? Is your first house still standing? The Southland has been through hell but hopefully better things are in store for the coming week. More »
Defamer Horoscopes: You’ll H8 Yourself Less This Week!
3:55AM Defamer Hollywood | Expectations are high for the next administration, but they’re even higher for your work and personal life. Spoilers below! More »
The Exit Polls Are In: You’re Ready For Love!
5:50AM Defamer Hollywood | Longest. Election. Ever. After two years of baskstabbing, backslapping and backbiting, we’ll know by early Wednesday morning which Senator will be signing the Executive Orders for emergency food supplies and government assistance disbursements when the economy goes into the metaphorical Andy Gump port-a-john. Your future, however, does not depend on the Electoral College, but on the stars. More »
Your Autumnal Equinox Membership Is Expiring
3:45AM Defamer Hollywood | What’s in the stars this week? Stock market turbulence? More octogenarians behaving badly? Answers below.
Rejoice! Your Marcia Brady Lifestyle Is In Retrogade!
3:20AM Defamer Hollywood | Now that you’re done with that failed marriage, find some celestial guidance from our weekly horoscopes. More »
