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Fat Or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can’t Win

5:24AM Brian Moylan | Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen’s shrinking body? Well, it’s back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What’s the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More »
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Jon Gosselin’s Reporter-Girlfriend Resigns

3:17AM Hamilton Nolan | This has the suspicious whiff of a setup: Star reporter Kate Major and Octo-dad Jon Gosselin very publicly become an “item.” Star trumpets this fact in a press release. Hours later, Kate Major resigns. Why? More »
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Jon Gosselin, Celeb Reporter Find True And Everlasting Love

12:13AM Hamilton Nolan | A reporter for Star Magazine is maybe dating fertile divorced daddy reality star and man-about-town Jon Gosselin! This reporter is named “Kate,” just like his ex-wife. We cannot think of a more appropriate couple. More »

Is Lindsay Lohan Back On The Drugs?

8:20AM Defamer Hollywood | Poor Lindsay. She finally just admitted to her relationship with Samantha Ronson, she has a meaty cameo in the season premiere of Ugly Betty tonight, and she even reportedly booked a gig as the guest judge for the premiere of Project Runway when it moves to Lifetime. Things were going so well. Not Mean Girls well, or even I Know Who Killed Me well, but about as good as they’ve been for her in months. And then along comes Star Magazine to burst her happy little bubble. That’s right, the tabloid is reporting that Lindsay is “on the fast track to another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown.” More »

Pardon Us For Not Getting Too Worked Up About Latest Unbelievable Britney Headline

3:42AM Molly Friedman | One would think that, by now, there would be no more room on the OMG BRITNEY DID ANOTHER CRAZY THING belt. However, this week’s Star cover story proves that there is still plenty of space on said belt for another notch or thirty. The rag claims that Britney is pregnant once again with none other than paparazzo-turned-paramour Adnan Ghalib’s baby. Yawn! Their evidence? A few pictures of Britney’s bloated belly and a sketchy (at best) quote from a member of Ghalib’s press-hungry posse who exults that Adnan will “be made for life” if the story proves to be true. Don’t hold your breath, homes; we’ve been down this path a handful of times over the last two months. More »