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Four Humiliating Moments From Agassi’s 60 Minutes Interview
5:33PM Azaria Jagger | Lucky Katie Couric scored the tell-all interview timed to coincide with Andre Agassi’s tell-all memoir, where the ex-tennis star cops to ruining his career with a meth addiction and to wearing a toupee at the French Open. More »
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The New York Times Has A Specialist To Monitor This ‘Internet’
4:13AM Hamilton Nolan | In your wispy Monday media column: the New York Times performs unnecessary duties, Wesleyan spends unnecessary money, a hockey team gets a pet reporter, and people like to read about gangsters. More »
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Taylor Momsen Tops Lindsay Lohan
7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Lindsay Lohan tried to pull rank on Taylor Momsen—and failed. Megan Fox successfully summed herself up. And Princess Margaret burned Princess Diana. Oh, yeah! It’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Anna Wintour’s Absence A Bad Luck Charm For Federer
5:14PM Andrew Belonsky | We now know the secret of Roger Federer’s success: Anna Wintour! The Vogue editrix has been entirely devoted during the entire US Open, but left during his final set against Juan Martin del Potro yesterday. And then he lost. She-devil!
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Intersex Lady Runs Fast, Makes Big Trouble
12:42AM Hamilton Nolan | Caster Semenya is the most important athlete of our generation! The world at large is quite literally in an uproar over the allegations that champion runner lady Caster is “intersex”, with testes and no ovaries. Will South Africa go crazy? More »
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Runner Lady Is A Hermaphrodite!
6:08AM Hamilton Nolan | Whoa, hey, back up, what? We thought it was super crazy that South African sprinter Caster Semenya had to go through crazy tests to prove she’s actually a woman, just because she….whoa, she’s not actually a woman! More »
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Tila Tequila’s Twitter Attacks Not Best Idea
1:29PM Andrew Belonsky | Tila Tequila has mastered of technological self-promotion. It helped her infect popular culture. Now, in the wake of her domestic violence drama with football player Shawn Merriman, she’s back in the saddle to defend her name. But she really shouldn’t. More »
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Roger Federer’s Monogram Revolution
6:28PM Andrew Belonsky | Because everything Roger Federer does deserves press, the NY Times has run an astonishingly long piece on his super-stylish RF monogram. Where did it come from? What does it mean?! It means he’s into himself. And you should be, too! More »
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Nekkid Erin Andrews Haunts The Media’s Soul
11:39PM Hamilton Nolan | Oh, how the American media wishes that some sex perv had never secretly recorded a nude video of shapely ESPN reporter Erin Andrews! Then the media would not have been forced to discuss this disgusting spectacle. And make photo galleries! More »
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