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Ooooh! Now There Are Gay Sex Spoilers!
4:53PM Andrew Belonsky | Spoilers come in many shapes, sizes and colours. And the latest Sex and the City leaks are decidedly lavender. That means gay. More »
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You’ll Never Guess Orphan’s Surprise Ending, Because It’s Ridiculous
2:33AM Richard Lawson | OMG, you guys. So that movie Orphan comes out stateside today—it’s that Vera Farmiga creepy kid flick where she screams and screams as she realises she already made this movie before—and we know the surprise ending! And it’s hilarious. More »
Consider This Your Giant, Missing ‘Spoiler Alert’ For ‘Lost’ Cover Story
8:00AM Kyle Buchanan | If there’s one thing Entertainment Weekly loves even more than Twilight, it’s Lost. However, fans may want to sic a smoke monster on the editors for divulging too much in their new cover story. More »
Breaking ‘The Bachelor’ Code: This Season’s Winner Revealed! Possibly!
6:21AM Seth | If you, like us, can barely endure a season’s worth of Bachelor rose-distributions and Fantasy Suite-nailings to learn who absilicious father-of-one Jason Mesnick chose to be his lawfully contracted reality bride: we have exciting news. More »
Desperate Fox Experiments With Unique Spoiler Campaign For ‘Marley & Me’
2:49AM STV | Vandals have done well by Fox this year, but the latest defacement of the studio’s marketing efforts — this time for its rambunctious-dog dramedy Marley & Me — breaks entirely new ground. (Warning: Spoilers follow.) More »
‘Dark Knight’ Spoiler Campaign Continues as Early Viewers Break Out the Cameraphones
4:35AM Defamer Hollywood | We’re seeing The Dark Knight next week like everybody else, but since David Letterman has already wrecked everything for us, the hell with it: SPOILER ALERT. Like, seriously. The screenshots that some douchebag smuggled out of a press screening and pollenated our inbox with this morning aren’t going to shatter the Earth, but they’ll warrant crossing at least two items off your list of “Twists I Can’t Wait to Totally Ruin By Seeing Them Before the Movie.” More »
Finally, A ‘Sex And The City’ Plot Rumour That Demands Our Attention
7:50AM Molly Friedman | An early warning to SATC fans reading: potential spoilers lay ahead. That said, we have caught wind of one of the most intriguing (some might argue, the only intriguing) rumours regarding what to expect from the Most Important Movie Of The Year. It involves the possibility that one of the main Sex And The City characters, namely Mr. Big, will bite the bullet in the Cosmo-drenched show’s big-screen debut. And director Michael Patrick King has been ingeniously coy when it comes to responding to all the death chatter: “I did want an emotional roller-coaster but…Kill Mr. Big? I would have been chased around the planet by women with torches. It’s a summer movie. Why would I want to kill anyone?” While we’re not sure of any reasons that King would have to off someone, we judge each of the four ladies’ odds of falling off a high-rise due to insanely high stilettos or simply shooting themselves with a (pink!) gun after listening to 90 minutes of Carrie’s self-absorbed whines:
Steven Spielberg Mulls Cancelling The Internet To Preserve An Unspoiled Moviegoing Experience
5:25AM Seth | It’s been a rough week for you, the Internet-Enabled Movie Fan with Something to Say. Just a day after noted haimishe Luddite Barry Sonnenfeld’s semi-hysterical vision of a Facebook-infiltrated culture in which Big Brother will monitor our every Twittered activity, comes a similarly technophobic EW.com conversation with the creative duo behind the Indiana Jones series (and possessors of 68.2% of all the world’s wealth), Steven Spielberg and George Lucas. Playing a sort of good cop/bad cop routine, Spielberg bemoans the eroding of the moviegoing experience by keyboard-tapping chatterboxes, while Lucas tempers all the grumpy-old-man talk by pointing out that the internet is also capable of producing some good things (e.g. an audience who actually cares what Indy has been up to after his 19-year sabbatical). We quietly slip in mid-conversation:
