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Patrick Swayze Says Goodbye After Cancer Resurgence

Posted by Kyle Buchanan at 2:21 AM on November 29, 2008

Back in March, we learned that Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and told he had mere weeks to live. Since that time, the actor has steadily held on, even shooting the upcoming A&E drama The Beast (set to premiere in January). Sadly, word is now out that Swayze's cancer has spread to his liver:


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Brad Pitt Comes Out As Unlikely Fan of Scantily-Clad Firemen

Posted by Kyle Buchanan at 8:10 AM on October 28, 2008

After donating to the No on Prop 8 cause, noted movie star/activist/burger glamorizer Brad Pitt has thrown his political weight behind another disenfranchised California minority— tattooed members of the L.A. Fire Department:

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Lindsay Lohan Kissed a Girl, and the Paparazzi Liked It

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 4:00 AM on September 6, 2008


Perhaps it's just practice for the sapphic VMAs cameo that MTV wants her to make, but part-time actress Lindsay Lohan was snapped smooching Samantha Ronson in Manhattan yesterday. The development will no doubt please LAPD Chief William Bratton, who correctly intuited that Lohan "going gay" would somehow spirit her away from the more aggressive paparazzi in Los Angeles, though there is still no word on what father Michael Lohan thinks of the photo (we're sure, though, that a statement is incoming). Meanwhile, Playboy has offered Lohan a series of less tender snapshots, and they made a surprisingly low first offer:

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EXCLUSIVE: MTV VMAs Host Russell Brand Takes the Defamer Pop Culture Test

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 5:00 AM on August 14, 2008

If the recent VMAs promo made you wonder "Who's the Brit next to Brit-Brit?", then meet Russell Brand. We asked the British funnyman (and Forgetting Sarah Marshall star) to sit down with us in an effort to prove his pop culture bona fides before hosting the VMAs on September 7. Already a famous ladykiller in the U.K., can Brand prove equally charming as the emcee of MTV's biggest event? We solicited his thoughts on Miley Cyrus, Christian Bale, and hermaphrodite presidents in a bid to find out.

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Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 10:45 AM on August 8, 2008

Clothing Exchange! Katie Holmes isn't simply a robot with human emotions — no, she's also a style icon. Whether it's her sunglasses, hairstyles, or leggings, she's always been at the forefront of Scientologist chic...which is what made us question these baggy, rolled-up jeans she's been sporting lately while rehearsing for her Broadway debut. Now, finally, Us Weekly breaks the story wide open: Holmes is merely wearing the jeans of her husband, Tom Cruise — and isn't that the fun part of being a couple? As for the rolled-up ankles, we'll leave that to Us: "A reason Holmes has been rolling them up? She's 5'9" and Cruise is 5'7"."
[Us Weekly, Photo Credit: Splash]

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Madonna Takes Needle To Gerard Butler's 'Little Bottom', Only Succeeds In Making Him 'Severely Ill'

Posted by Molly Friedman at 4:15 AM on July 29, 2008

Madonna broke into the public consciousness not because of her vocal talents, but because of her catchy tunes, dance fever, and suggestively nymphomaniac tendencies. But now, the nearly-50-year old has finally morphed into the modern day Britney Spears: she's forcing unwilling male stars to pull down their pants, she's making headlines mainly due to a messy divorce, rumoured affairs and plastic surgery rumours. Just as the British tabs begin to accuse the failed director/actress of going under a very sharp knife, it seems as though the exercise addict has used her seduction technique of shooting B-12 shots into hunky acquaintances' butts. But this time around, unlike the soaring success story that was Justin Timberlake's energizing vitamin-equipped ass, her second attempt on quasi-ex-husband Guy Ritchie's newest leading man, Gerard Butler, left the poor man's Clive Owen "severely ill." Butler's tale of Madge's terrorist attack on his "little bum," plus the allegations being made about how the extremes the Yankee doodler's "grueling" beauty regime have affected her oddly sharp cheekbones and "popping veins," after the jump.

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Matthew 'Matty Cakes' Broderick Caught Red-Handed While Cheating, But Does SJP Really Care?

Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:05 AM on July 25, 2008

Unlike most adulterous celebrity scandals, the latest claim that Most Awkward On-Screen Sex Partner Matthew Broderick has pulled a Beckham / Phillippe / Hawke by getting involved in a long-term affair with a 25-year old redhead is actually filled to the brim with hilariously kinky details. The Star exclusive includes all sorts of juicy and slightly nauseating allegations, making Pat O'Brien's "I want to fucking eat you!" sweet nothings seem tame in comparison. As sad as any remaining fans of Ferris may be to hear it, the mag's sources claim newly mole-less SJP's hubby is fond of popping 'round his do-gooder mistress' bedroom, darting out after 30 minutes, and leaving the girl "passed out on her bed in her panties." But is this really so shocking? After the jump, we cover the many times Parker has hinted that the long-married couple has serious issues, from her comments that he's always "secretly manipulating you," to the time she confessed she just adores seeing him "have great chemistry" with other women:

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Is Katie Holmes' Severe New Bob A Stealthy Way To Extricate Herself From Her Marriage To Tom Cruise?

Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:00 AM on July 22, 2008

In light of some breaking hair-related news involving future fugitive Katie Holmes, we must admit that we've underestimated the Scientology prisoner. As the Daily Mail reported over the weekend, Broadway's least-alluring celebrity rookie recently chopped off even more of her already chin-grazing bob, and even dared to pull out those hair curlers in what could be the beginning move in a new strategy to finally flee the Knights of Hubbard. Though Kate's "boyish" cut may backfire, it's a clever plan nonetheless. Below, we provide five of the best examples of drastic 'do-caused catastrophes directly linked to highly publicized breakups, from Jennifer Aniston's self-conscious bob that led to Brangelina, to Cameron Diaz's unfortunate goth dye job that failed to inspire any future sex or love sounds from Justin Timberlake:

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Zac Efron Joins Matt Damon's Weight Gain Club Just For Fun, Not For The Art Of Any Craft

Posted by Molly Friedman at 5:30 AM on July 18, 2008

It's pretty remarkable how someone as femme and shiny-haired as Zac Efron can achieve every man's goal of perfecting abs, biceps and pecs in the span of just one year. Last we checked, Zac was just a teenage song-and-dance kid who adored his skinny jeans collection, not a member of the Beefcake Of The Month club. As painful as this is to admit, we kind of, maybe, possibly may have had highly illegal and disturbingly hot dream scenarios in which we get to grab Zac's abs, biceps and pecs. As in the old version. Let us know if you agree after a quick look at how Scrawny Efron compares to McCounaghey Body Double Efron:

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Sex, Lies, And Videotape: Starring Sienna Miller, Her Tits, And Balthazar Getty As The Adulterous Billionaire

Posted by Molly Friedman at 10:40 AM on July 16, 2008

Confession time: ever since she rescued Alfie: The Version Jude Law Wrecked from racking up Razzies with her sparkly hair and oddly transfixing "good naked" scenes, we've been a Sienna Miller fan. One of the few stars to design an actual wearable fashion line, a regular on nude beaches, not to mention her impressive performance in the neglected but excellent Interview, she's the kind of weird, devil-may-care actress we like. But our girl is in quite the pickle these days. With a loony ex-boyfriend sobbing over her in sappy love songs and telling her to "fuck off" in tabs, and a new set of her trademark topless pics featuring concrete evidence that she's screwing former heroin addict, richer-than-God oil heir, and married father of four Balthazar Getty, Sienna isn't exactly having the best month ever. However, it has been an NSFW one...

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