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The United Nations Turns Its Attention From Silly Issues Like War And Famine To Focus On ‘Glamorized’ Celebrity Drug Use

7:34AM Molly Friedman | Forget Darfur, Iraq and figuring out that whole peace in the Middle East messiness; the UN is currently most concerned with figuring out why the kiddies love crackheads and drunks like Pete Doherty and Lindsay Lohan so damn much! According to the NY Daily News, a United Nations narcotics committee thinks that “Celebrities are often involved in illicit drug trafficking or in illicit drug use and this is glamorized.” Oh the glamour of it all. After all, nothing makes us want to hit the pipe harder than seeing Pete Doherty smoke down with his kitten. And we’ve never wanted a drink so badly until we saw those positively French Vogue-worthy images of Lindsay double-fisting shots. We have a feeling you’ll feel the “glamour” of it all racing through your soon-to-be-poisoned veins after taking a look at our gallery of the best moments in downright gorgeous coke-nosed, passed-out, nodding-off celebrity history: More »

And The Award For Cutest New Non-Couple In Universe Goes To: Amy Adams and Kenneth The Page

3:00AM Molly Friedman | On Sunday night in New York, paps caught redheaded star Amy “No, I’m Not Isla Fisher” Adams leaving the romantic West Village hotspot Paris Commune with someone that we initially thought might have been her little brother visiting from out of town. But then we caught a glimpse of that infamous ear-to-ear grin that 30 Rock’s Jack McBrayer has won the world’s love with, and couldn’t help but embarrassingly reflect it ourselves. Exiting arm in arm, and judging by Jack’s toothier-than-ever mug, the duo couldn’t look more adorable. But! Pictures after the jump sadly ruin our plans to send a cappuccino machine to the NBC set… More »